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On 21 Jun 2017 at 12:10pm Oriental Massages wrote:
What do you think about oriental massages?
Massages such as the ones presented on oriental-massages.co.uk and they don't have to involve "happy ending". Have you ever had one?
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On 21 Jun 2017 at 12:34pm Oriental Message wrote:
Fook Off
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On 21 Jun 2017 at 12:40pm Cat Woman wrote:
Oriental pussy

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On 21 Jun 2017 at 12:42pm Oriental Massages wrote:
That is not a reply to my question
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On 21 Jun 2017 at 1:13pm Chav wrote:
Man go to bed with itchy bottom, wake up with smelly finger.
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On 22 Jun 2017 at 11:13am Relieved wrote:
From the website:
"Have you ever heard of oriental massage? Or better yet, have you ever had one? If you have, you’ll know how it feels to have a stunning Asian masseuse touching and caressing you entire body from top to bottom, and pressing her naked, voluptuous features against yours. If you have, you’ll know how it feels to have a pair of expert hands driving your senses into frenzy. If you have, you’ll know what it feels like to experience a totally undisturbed, completely mind-blowing happy ending. Caught your attention yet? Yes, we thought so, so why live this for yourself and book in for an unbelievable Asian massage, today."
All the pictures on the website are fake.
Still, I'm off up to London to get my "lingham" massaged. Only £120! You can get a sh*g for that in Brighton.
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On 22 Jun 2017 at 11:59am Gross wrote:
Hand job by Ting Tong from Tooting....eehwwww!


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