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9;30pm in the chatroom.

On 26 Nov 2008 at 3:50pm The Chavmaster ( my new name, like it? ) wrote:

Well it was a laugh last night. There were a couple of chicks that obviously wanted me so tonight you have another chance. I might even reveal myself if you ask the right stuff!. 9:30pm in the chat room. Be there or be queer.

On 30 Nov 2008 at 5:14pm Lopster wrote:

well WHAT an anticlimax - there was a pre-menstrual desperate chav bird and a couple of others waiting for a full hour before the "man" himself showed - then no sooner than he had taken the stage he was off for a while (apparantly for fornication but, well we only have the chavs word for that - cup of tea and a sit down just as likely given the strength of the rest of his performance) - then back - very disjointed - no real show to speak of at all - more of a slanging match - which I would suggest the audience actually won given the way the chav skulked off at the end of his "limited" performance. For those of you that missed it and have been wondering ever since, well let me tell you you didn't miss much. Not even a support act to warm the crowd up. Had people payed money for this presentation then they would have been demanding refunds - possibly even compensation too because the chav"master" certainly didn't live up the expectation that is hinted at in his witty and humourous posts on the forum - possibly it was a bit late for EVEN the chav - no spontanaeity, no smart-@rse one-liners, very little to smile at here at all; it all seemed a little too much for him. His attempts at humour only seemed to aggravate the tired crowd - a shame - a well publicised event that was the talk of the chat room for some time beforehand became a damp squib. Think you should plan your next appearance through a little better chav or else all your fans will desert you!! - I recommend a new script writer too if you plan any more "live" appearances.
Next month a review of the Who's special fan club only gig at the 02 onDec 15th.