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On 26 Jul 2011 at 3:30pm Taff wrote:
Seagull repellant needed from 4am each morning!
On 26 Jul 2011 at 3:36pm Numberjack wrote:
Can I have some of the same!
On 26 Jul 2011 at 3:47pm 'ere be monsters wrote:
How could you be so mean, they're lovely creatures and have every right to call amongst themselves first thing in the morning. perhaps you ought to go to bed earlier.
On 26 Jul 2011 at 4:18pm Taff wrote:
I do ebm.
Late night revellers on their way home do not permit early sleep though!
Personally I dont think they are as lovely as you do. Though i didnt spend as much time up front as you have? Teehee.
On 26 Jul 2011 at 7:20pm bastian wrote:
we moved out of range of the flying rats,I can't believe it's illegal to take a pop at them,the noise is intolerable in summer.
On 26 Jul 2011 at 7:31pm teaboy wrote:
Some sort of agricultural bird scarer, maybe...
On 26 Jul 2011 at 7:33pm bastian wrote:
are you suggesting a recklessly thrown rookie belt? you know what,they aren't scared of anything,we tried believe me.
On 26 Jul 2011 at 8:38pm Stephen Seagul wrote:
I left my girlfriend because she lived by the seafront. I couldn't sleep because of those damn gulls and you can only have so much sex before you mention it.
On 26 Jul 2011 at 11:15pm numpty wrote:
How did she take you telling her about having sex with the seagulls?
On 27 Jul 2011 at 10:51am My good God! wrote:
If you don't like the sound of gulls then I sugest you move somewhere where gulls don't live - there's plenty of more inland places that would welcome you I'm sure... not really fair to move the birds on because you don't like them - what next? I dread to think...
On 27 Jul 2011 at 11:26am Taff wrote:
MGG, seagulls are very prolific wherever you are in the UK. They are not just coastal.
You are correct in that I do not particularly like seagulls though I do hate their own dawn chorus even more!
On 27 Jul 2011 at 1:25pm My good God! wrote:
I've lived in numerous places in the UK, the vast majority of which had no 'gull issues' at all. I'm happy to draw up a list of potential places for you to move to if it helps?
On 27 Jul 2011 at 2:56pm FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF Ramsey wrote:
Perhaps you are using the wrong marinade; they taste alright to me!
I like them but, I couldn't eat a whole one.
On 27 Jul 2011 at 3:11pm Taff wrote:
If you have nothing better to do MGG dont feel obliged!
On 27 Jul 2011 at 3:59pm Belladonna wrote:
Get a grip you lot. I'd rather have seagulls than the Sunday morning church bells from St Thomas'. Pleasant though they are when chiming the hour, I think over 300 chimes at 11am is a little over the top....
On 27 Jul 2011 at 4:33pm Taff wrote:
But does the peeling keep the seagulls away Belladonna?
On 27 Jul 2011 at 5:52pm bastian wrote:
bells stop,gulls persist
On 27 Jul 2011 at 7:18pm king cnut wrote:
Never had a church bell sh1t on me before either
On 27 Jul 2011 at 10:42pm hobbit wrote:
I understand gulls are edible if you bury them in the earth for three days. Anyone feel like trying it?

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