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On 24 Feb 2009 at 3:05pm Jean Pool wrote:

Always amusing as it is to hear us Lewesians taking the mickey out of DFLs, UFBs, etc, does anyone agree we need some fresh blood in the town...? My my there are some unattractive faces out there on the High Street.
And the men, well....

On 24 Feb 2009 at 4:37pm I dont live in lewes anymore wrote:

Yeah... All the decent ones moved to Seaford.
PhilX

On 24 Feb 2009 at 5:07pm bluewave wrote:

Seaford is an absolute dump, no one in their right minds would wana live out there.

On 24 Feb 2009 at 6:12pm Agony Aunt wrote:

Interesting comment about superficial looks as the true beauty in Lewes lies within the people. Reminds me of when a DFL came to me saying that her partner did not want her to get braces as she would look uglier and not be able to give him a BJ

On 24 Feb 2009 at 8:01pm TV Eye wrote:

I think Lewes women are pretty fit, apart from the fat, chavy ones and the bluestocking types who make librarians look like porn stars. I particularly like that German woman who wears mad clothes and looks as if she'd be up for a roll in the hay.

I'll get my coat.

On 24 Feb 2009 at 9:46pm Spinster Of This Parish wrote:

Fresh blood? There is heaps of fresh blood in the town - why you only have to look at Transition Town Lewes folk!

On 25 Feb 2009 at 12:31am Tree Hugger wrote:

Oh, I thought this thread was going to be some moaning about a self seeded sycamore. sorry.

On 25 Feb 2009 at 2:06pm Chuck wrote:

How do you know that the ugly ones aren't DFL's????? I rarely see any true Lewesians anymore, although granted, most of us have goofy teeth and webbed feet.

On 25 Feb 2009 at 3:32pm DBFL FAN wrote:

totaly agree new blood needed on this forum to.

On 25 Feb 2009 at 3:53pm Toque wrote:

If you think Lewes is bad, go for a walk around Hastings. It gives you an idea of what it would be like if Neanderthals hadn't died out.

On 25 Feb 2009 at 4:30pm Jean Pool wrote:

Just seems to me there seems to be a higher frequency of head-turning eye-candy when you leave the town.

So what would a true Lewesian's distinguishing characteristics be, apart from the 11 fingers etc?

On 25 Feb 2009 at 9:26pm Chuck wrote:

Well you can tell them apart from the DFL's by their clothing, i.e. they don't wear sandals, flares, corduroy jackets with elbow patches and tend to be beardless. If they need to wear glasses they will definitely not be little round John Lennon type ones, and females will generally shave their armpits. Most Lewesians can be found on the bus to Brighton to find shops which actually sell useful things.