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'orrid Friday jokes again
 
 
On 5 Feb 2010 at 5:04pm Down and Out wrote:
q What's fat, brown and kills babies?

a John Terry's wallet
 
 
On 5 Feb 2010 at 8:48pm SAR wrote:
Thanks for making my day after a horrid train journey DAO.
 
 
On 5 Feb 2010 at 10:37pm I don't get it wrote:
Sorry
 
 
On 6 Feb 2010 at 12:13am Down and Out wrote:
q What's the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?
a One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift.
 
 
On 7 Feb 2010 at 5:25pm Sam Spam wrote:
a man goes into Bunces and asked for some rat-poison, I'm sorry says the man in the brown coat, we have run out - have you tried boots?.... Boots? replies the shopper, I want to poison them not kick them to death!.....


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