On 13 Oct 2014 at 8:16pm Jules wrote:
Hi, help me - does it make me a bad person to want to join the conClub? I like the place, the bands, the comedy but the rules say I can't disrespect the Tory Party, which frankly - I quite like doing. Anyone else worked through this dilemma?
On 13 Oct 2014 at 8:57pm Verne wrote:
Why. What's the Constitutional club got to do with the Tory party?
On 13 Oct 2014 at 10:15pm Mavis wrote:
Some people are thick eh Verne ?
On 13 Oct 2014 at 10:24pm Annette Curtin-Twitcher wrote:
Some years ago, I was told that the Con Club building is owned by the Tory party but let to the club on a low rent. If the club ceases to function as a club, the building reverts to the party.
So, by joining you're stopping the Tories from getting their hands on a valuable piece of real estate. Problem solved?
Just do your dissing quietly!
On 13 Oct 2014 at 10:25pm geezer wrote:
I got that wrong too
On 13 Oct 2014 at 11:55pm Under the Sea wrote:
All Tories are evil.
The Lewes bigots said so. It must be true
On 14 Oct 2014 at 8:07am kevsy wrote:
A quick flick through the application form makes it clear they are affiliated to the party. I'm sure it is very passive bit still. Also a quick look at the Constitutional Club origins in wiki will confirm Jules' concerns
On 14 Oct 2014 at 9:35am Border Control wrote:
All Reds, Greens, Orange and now Purples, keep away !! However, saying that current customers don't look like Tories !! 
On 14 Oct 2014 at 10:49am Member wrote:
@ Jules, I wouldn't worry most members of the Con Club are not Tory members. Politics is rarely a subject discussed at the Club.
On 14 Oct 2014 at 11:31am Under the Sea wrote:
@Border Control - what exactly does a tory look like?
@Member and Jules is there something wrong with Tories? Do they have a disease?
On 14 Oct 2014 at 2:22pm Affiliated wrote:
I think that you will find the the Con Club is affiliated to the Association of Conservative Clubs. The reason for being affiliaterd are many, they may get discounts with suppliers, legal advice, it may allow members from other clubs of the Association of the Conservative Clubs to use the club.
I am sure most members are not members of the conservative party. Most members or visitors to the Con Club go to sociallize with their friends and to see the entertainment they put on.
On 14 Oct 2014 at 2:37pm Under the Sea wrote:
That's all right then - hardly any of them are Tories so it's most unlikely you will catch anything
Bit like Ebola
On 14 Oct 2014 at 6:49pm Sponge bob`s member wrote:
Is covered by his square pants , he may be afilliated but I`m not sure
On 14 Oct 2014 at 8:54pm Metatron wrote:
I've seen Polly Toinbee in there on a Sunday lunchtime.
On 14 Oct 2014 at 11:31pm Old Bloke wrote:
I bet that put you off your roast beef
On 15 Oct 2014 at 11:05am newthinking wrote:
How about if everyone who isn't a Tory joins the Conservative Party. Then the views of the original conservatives can become completely dissipated. Then if there's still a picture of Margaret Thatcher hanging up in the con club, there will eventually be enough 'new conservatives' to vote to draw a moustache on it. A risky idea, but worth some thought and results in the silent takeover of the con club by people with respect for humanity and not just their personal bank balance.
On 15 Oct 2014 at 11:52am Old Bloke wrote:
Yes let's be ever so naughty and draw a moustache on a picture.
So revolutionary.
Not much thought in this newthinking is there.
Might be easier just to go to the Labour/Liberal/Green/Newthinkinbg Club and meet other like narrowlminded people
On 15 Oct 2014 at 1:22pm Taff wrote:
There is no picture of the milk snatcher at the club. Churchill yes, her no.
On 15 Oct 2014 at 1:52pm Old Bloke wrote:
Another bitter Welsh person
On 15 Oct 2014 at 3:10pm Men of Harlech wrote:
Another old (fart) bloke - yaki da
On 15 Oct 2014 at 3:47pm Old Bloke wrote:
Don't you have a sheep to attend to?
Must keep a welcome in the hillside
On 15 Oct 2014 at 3:48pm Lord Knob wrote:
You shouldn't bring his fiancée into this
On 15 Oct 2014 at 4:31pm Prince Penistone wrote:
I bow to your wit , Lord Knob
On 15 Oct 2014 at 6:00pm border Control wrote:
@underthesea - Not weird !
On 15 Oct 2014 at 11:20pm Old Bloke wrote:
@bordercontrol - on other words Tories don't look like Greens or straggly bearded hairy lefties?
On 16 Oct 2014 at 8:56am Claire wrote:
I find the Welsh are very balanced people. Chips on both shoulders.
On 16 Oct 2014 at 1:27pm Taff wrote:
.....and the response is DILLIGAF.
If you can't figure it out get an English to B0ll0cks dictionary.
On 16 Oct 2014 at 1:41pm Lord Knob wrote:
Is that what ewe call your fiancée?
On 16 Oct 2014 at 4:24pm Prince Albert wrote:
Do I know you , Lord Knob
On 16 Oct 2014 at 5:18pm Lord Knob wrote:
We may have met at an aristocratic ball
On 16 Oct 2014 at 5:48pm Prince Albert wrote:
Indeed so , perhaps one of Piers` shindigs ,what