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On 20 Feb 2009 at 6:57pm Dick head wrote:
Nice to see that misogyny is still an acceptable form of humour.
Come on Webby, if it was racist you would have removed it by now, but I guess violence towards women is still very funny. Ha Ha
 
 
On 21 Feb 2009 at 10:49am Spinster Of This Parish wrote:
The funny things in life are often the things that we are not supposed to laugh at.
I'm not objecting to JOKES that are placed on here for the amusement of others, but I do object to persons inflicting their PC attitudes upon me.
 
 
On 21 Feb 2009 at 5:04pm Funnydude wrote:
My wife's not that good at wrestling, but you should see her box.
 
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On 21 Feb 2009 at 5:26pm Bobs Your Uncle wrote:
Q. Why does the bride always wear white?
A. Well aren't all kitchen appliances that colour?
 
 
On 22 Feb 2009 at 10:40pm Spinster of this parish wrote:
How do you know when your Barbie doll has her period?
Your Tic-Tacs go missing!
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On 23 Feb 2009 at 5:39pm ceo ?? wrote:
this should cheer u all up?? a poem for anyone affected by the credit crunch - there once was a man called dave, who dug up a prostitute's grave, she was mouldy and shi77y, with only 1 ti77y, but look at the money he saved!!!
 
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On 23 Feb 2009 at 10:26pm Chav wrote:
My mate just phoned me and said he's knocking off a chick with a six foot neck.
I said, "You're having a giraffe!"
 
 
On 24 Feb 2009 at 12:04pm no harm ment wrote:
Whats the definition of Jade Goody in her Wedding dress?
A shuttlecock!
 
 
On 24 Feb 2009 at 1:59pm ceo ?? wrote:
3 nurses working in a morgue discover a dead man with a hard on. 1st nurse says can't let that go 2 waste and rides him. 2nd nurse does the same. 3rd nurse hesitates and says she is on her period but does him anyway. then the man sits up and nurses apologise saying they thought he was dead. man replies saying he was but after 2 jump starts and a blood transfusion he feels better than ever!!!!!
 
 
On 24 Feb 2009 at 2:46pm joker wrote:
I read an article the other day which claimed that over 70% of bishops are gay.
Imagine if they changed the rules of chess now to acknowledge this fact... the bishops would still move in the same directions but could only be taken from behind?


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