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Norman slams Fracking!

On 22 Aug 2013 at 3:19pm Baker Boy wrote:
Guy Duclos activist and farmer with a hundred acre dairy farm 3 miles from Argenteuil in the lush green Normandy countryside said this morning.
"Ze Fracking?Ah mon vieux you ave to be joking nest pas?Do you sink I am what you are calling Ze Wally in English?"
"Non! we will not ave such a zing `ere in La belle France.
Non! I do not want ze gaz in ze water ,non I do not want ze chemicals poisoning the vaches `ow you say cows ,yes?
Also I am loving my family, I wiil not put zem in ze danger.This is is not for us.We `ave banned it `ere in France.
But you English you are letting zem do this thing terrible to you?
But mon ami it is you brave rosbifs who are saving la France from Les Allemands yes?
You have to stands up to zeze bullyboys yes?Like in ze Balcombe n`est pas.
Remember your your great Churchill ,We must fight them on the beaches ........ c`est magnifique ca!
I hear your brave citoyens are kicking ze derriere of ze French capitalist bullies in your town of Newhaven yes?Take back your beach mes amis it is yours not ze French capitalist cochons.
Solidarite avec nos amis dans la Grande Bretagne.
La Lutte continue!
Sorry I ave to go now one of my calves is malade.
Au revoir!
On 22 Aug 2013 at 3:48pm LOL wrote:
On 22 Aug 2013 at 6:29pm Yawn wrote:
The Schools go back on the 4th don't they? I'm us Baker Boy's summer project will get top marks from teacher
On 22 Aug 2013 at 6:45pm Fitzson Starts wrote:
Go to the back of the class Yawn.You're just not funny."I'm us"?What is that supposed to mean?
On 22 Aug 2013 at 7:38pm Sussex Jim wrote:
The French don't mess about. They have a network of discreet nuclear power stations to provide electricity and run what is probably the best railway system in the world. I am no Francopile; but give credit where it's due.

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