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Why are there so many fat people in Lewes?

 
 
On 1 Jan 2011 at 12:57pm erebedragons wrote:
And why are they always queuing with large bars of chocolate in WH Smiths
Also why do so many fat men wear jogging bottoms that seem to have been unwashed?

 
 
On 1 Jan 2011 at 2:11pm Cynic wrote:
I've always noticed that about Smiths. It seems to be a gathering place for the less successful of the town's citizens.
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On 1 Jan 2011 at 2:21pm mr happy wrote:
You obviously havent been to Burgess Hill then.......
 
 
On 1 Jan 2011 at 2:42pm The Korrectorz wrote:
BEEN UNWASHED ain't right english
 
 
On 1 Jan 2011 at 3:31pm Erebethickos wrote:
Hahahahaha. For every fatty, there's two uneducated thickos
 
 
On 1 Jan 2011 at 5:47pm The Super K wrote:
Cause the take away food establishments are just Soooooo Damn Good in Lewes!!!!
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On 1 Jan 2011 at 5:58pm popeye wrote:
Never mind the voluptuous people in Lewes, my question is why are there so many bitchy people like you erebedragons etc. in Lewes. You sound like a bully and a saddo.
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On 1 Jan 2011 at 6:10pm Guido wrote:
They are all big and brave when they hide behind a name on the forum!
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On 1 Jan 2011 at 6:38pm Mme Bovary wrote:
Popeye, Respect!
 
 
On 1 Jan 2011 at 10:04pm NewLewesians wrote:
I've always thought Lewesians were generally quite svelte. Go up to the Midlands where I grew up and everyone is positively enormous! Coming back here is like returning to somewhere where people vaguely look after themselves.
 
 
On 1 Jan 2011 at 11:13pm The fat gardener wrote:
Have you not been to Landport?
 
 
On 1 Jan 2011 at 11:53pm Newmania wrote:
Cannot say I notice the men much but to my eye there are a huge number of lissom women of all ages in Lewes , I am sure it has far more than its share of female beauty at least .
 
 
On 2 Jan 2011 at 12:55am Lewes Lady-Lover wrote:
I'm NFA, but, apart from the obvious kebab eating munters. Lewes has its fair share of lovely looking ladies, without a doubt!
Every town looks the same, kebab houses, indian & chinese takeaways etc and large people queuing in Smiths for chocolate, but, If I HAD to take a fatty out on a date from any town in UK, it would be a fatty from Lewes!
(dont all stomp at once!) x
 
 
On 2 Jan 2011 at 9:23am Lopster wrote:
I buy a paper "do you want a bar of chocolate with that?"
I buy a book "chocolate Orange sir?"
! buy cigarettes ""fancy some gooey caramelly family sized bar to eat whilst you're trying to get the cellophane off those sir?"
W.H. Shisters how unhealthy do they want to make me?
 
 
On 2 Jan 2011 at 10:11am Williamdyer wrote:
@lopster given the cigarettes, not much more. My heart sinks seeing all the mental adipose on the forum, to be honest. It's like standing on the pool deck of the Axiom.
 
 
On 2 Jan 2011 at 12:20pm MC wrote:
You wondered:
h**p://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Adipose
 
 
On 2 Jan 2011 at 4:02pm popeye wrote:
In reply to lopster I was suprised to read that when you purchased goods from W.H. they asked you if you wanted a bar of choc or some gooey caramell stuff etc. Perhaps they thought you looked undernourished and they was just being helpful. If I were you I would see a doctor and pack up smoking.
 
 
On 2 Jan 2011 at 7:30pm NewLewesians wrote:
People in Landport are a hell of a lot thinner than people in council estates in Wolverhampton or Coventry. There are places up north where literally three quarters of the adult population are clinically obese.
 
 
On 2 Jan 2011 at 8:20pm Cynic wrote:
And what are those vouchers the poor assistants are told to try to force on you whenever you buy something. Years ago someone told me women employed by Smith's are called 'assistants' and men 'trainee managers' so they can continue the pay difference. Is that still so?
 
 
On 4 Jan 2011 at 9:44am Lewesite wrote:
Excuse me not all Lanport-ites are big!!!
 
 
On 4 Jan 2011 at 12:57pm Ed Can Do wrote:
I think the death of so many of Lewes's heroin addicts in recent years has certainly led to an increase in the average waistline of the town's residents. You never meet a fat smackhead.
 
 
On 4 Jan 2011 at 7:53pm puepureheart wrote:
Ive only seen one decent looking male in the whole of lewes and he is definately not fat,this man must work out to etremes as his muscles are like riptides granted he is allways in a track suit and wearing a bandaner but there's no way he is fat. If youv'e seen him about then you'llknow who im on about brightens my day whenever i bump into this man.
 
 
On 4 Jan 2011 at 8:17pm Emperor cardinal wrote:
You've got a crush on webbo?
 
 
On 5 Jan 2011 at 1:35pm TVFan wrote:
puepureheart wrote: Ive only seen one decent looking male in the whole of lewes and he is definately not fat,this man must work out to etremes...

Hate to disappoint you - he used to be a woman.
 
 
On 6 Jan 2011 at 7:52pm puepureheart wrote:
TVFan wrote:
puepureheart wrote: Ive only seen one decent looking male in the whole of lewes and he is definately not fat,this man must work out to etremes...
Hate to disappoint you - he used to be a woman.
Who cares fit is fit. I can't walk past without saying hello those crystal blue eyes "Iwould die die die die" Lol (reference to will & grace)Anyway how do you know TVFan.?


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