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We're all mad here

On 14 Oct 2017 at 10:37pm Mad world wrote:

Who do you reckon is the craziest person in Lewes?

On 14 Oct 2017 at 10:48pm Obvious wrote:

PEDRO

On 14 Oct 2017 at 10:54pm Malling7 wrote:

The guy who calls himself the "Lewes Jester" who used to kick off in Waitrose until he got banned. Rocks a serious grey lego brick hairdo, usually carrying an acoustic guitar claiming to be shooting a music video.

On 14 Oct 2017 at 11:09pm Pedant wrote:

Rocks a serious grey lego brick hairdo - what does rocks mean? And do you say dude?

On 15 Oct 2017 at 8:04am Pendant wrote:

Rocks = sports ( sports a really grey short back+sides )

On 15 Oct 2017 at 8:27am Herb Shark wrote:

I would like to know a little more about the Lewes character that wears the crash helmet and England flag. I have also seen her with a lightsaber on occasions, dressed as Wonder Woman.
*I�m not saying she�s �mad�, before anyone gets upset.

On 15 Oct 2017 at 9:43am Earl of Lewess wrote:

Pigeon Man.

On 15 Oct 2017 at 11:02am Pedro wrote:

This town would be an extremely stable and calm place if I were indeed the "craziest" the place has to offer!

On 15 Oct 2017 at 12:14pm Pitchfork wielder wrote:

What a tasteful thread.
How about another one asking who the person in Lewes least able to walk is?

On 15 Oct 2017 at 3:20pm I'm in the running wrote:

for that, Pitchfork. I used to follow Bonfire back in the 70's. Now due to arthritis I can't do hills. I don't care - I live in a bungalow in another town. ( the title was a pun )

On 15 Oct 2017 at 5:19pm John Agard wrote:

John Agard.

On 15 Oct 2017 at 5:46pm Adele wrote:

You want to try standing behind a shop counter 5 days a week, you'll meet them all.

On 15 Oct 2017 at 10:08pm Horse & spitting woman wrote:

Nomination one- raving lunatic angry horse lady, used to keep a white horse in a field on the way to Kingston. She was abusive angry and bitter to the extreme. Now works in the estate agents near the White Hart. Second nomination, woman with dog who lives at the top of station street who has had to be asked repeatedly not to clear her throat and spit loudly out her window, whilst calling anyone who glances into her door when she emerges a 'nosy arseh0le'

On 16 Oct 2017 at 9:23am Gardey Loo wrote:

You'd have thought she could have shouted before she gobbed - they used to in Medieval times.

On 16 Oct 2017 at 1:04pm Guy Spencer wrote:

I agree with the Pigeon Man, he gives me the total creeps. Its the look of utter triumph he wears when he parades up and down with those flying rats all over him. Havent seen him for a while though.
Not keen on the street drinker who lays down with the radio either. I could go on. Actually a lot of you are right weirdos too!

On 16 Oct 2017 at 9:53pm Pigeon chap wrote:

Pigeon bloke complained once when my lad chased the pigeons. His thing he explained to me was abou the sterling job the carrier pigeons did during the war, of sending messages around to our forces, so he's now their self appointed guardian and protector. And a bit nuts.