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Watch Out For The Black Holes

On 6 Sep 2008 at 9:51am Old Git. wrote:

On September 10th.............
Watch out, watch out for Black Holes, Strangelets, Vacuum Bubbles, and being thrown into a Parallel Universe.
CERN are playing with their "Large Hadron Collider " .
Read more here: www.public.web.cern.ch/public/

On 6 Sep 2008 at 11:41am Spinster Of This Parish wrote:

Make sure you keep your money safely in your pocket, including (dare I say it) those Lewes pounds!

On 6 Sep 2008 at 12:18pm Old Git. wrote:

I'm ok for Lewes pounds.. I've been busy on my printing press.

On 6 Sep 2008 at 1:38pm Mr & Mrs Smith wrote:

Oooh, Money! This is our kind of thread. We can't wait for the Lewes Pound to be released so that we can play Monopoly with it. We do hope that the ink wont smudge on our ivory silk games table but we could laminate the notes I suppose. I (Mrs) went to Harrods and gave them a 50 note for some hand woven loo roll, and they tested it's authenticity by rubbing it onto white paper, which, apparently, goes red if the note is not forged.

On 6 Sep 2008 at 5:41pm CROSS wrote:

What do you know old git soon it will be getting cold yes a lot colder and if your on a pension no heating, I will say my good byes now.

On 6 Sep 2008 at 7:05pm Joogle wrote:

Not if Old Git can pay for his heating with Lewes pounds.

On 6 Sep 2008 at 7:38pm Old Git. wrote:

Dear Ms or is it Mr Cross, thank you for your concern as to my warmth.
I have made some lovely over garments out of old newspapers. When I get chilly I put these on and run around in circles flapping my arms like a wild bird. Works a treat every time.
Which universe do you bear from anyway?
Toodle pip.