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Traffic Cops

On 20 Sep 2010 at 11:11pm Toque wrote:
Just turned on BBC1 to find that this week's Traffic Cops is in Lewes - some old dear has driven into a front garden in Landport.

They also stopped Katie Price near (by the look of it) The Drove.
On 21 Sep 2010 at 12:07am simon wrote:
Thats brilliant ! I'm so sorry I missed it. TV is so good these days it's difficult to know what to watch. Where exactly near The Drove was it ? Maybe there is still the essence of Katie there. Did they stop her for a good reason ? Oh, don't tell me. I'll read all about it in her next book. Its so exciting. I can hardly wait...
On 21 Sep 2010 at 1:20am Toque wrote:
It's difficult to know whether that's sarcasm because it seems counterintuitive that someone would use a weighty tome like the Lewes Forum to mock trash TV.

Though I rather suspect that you're dissing Traffic Cops and Katie Price because you don't 'get' postmodern irony.
On 21 Sep 2010 at 8:41am Read a Book wrote:
"TV is so good these days it's difficult to know what to watch". hahahahahaha
On 21 Sep 2010 at 9:31am jrsussex wrote:
Do not blame the TV cpntrollers or programme producers. The blame clearly lies with those (in their millions) who watch such rubbish. If that is what attracts viewers you cannot blame those responsible for producing it. Katy Price I actually admire for her business capabilties, most topless models have disappeared by their mid-twenties, whereas she has become a very wealthy lady by exploiting her body and beauty (?) but, in my opinion, TV programmes of her lifestyle are beyond the boundaries of stupidity yet millions watch which leads to attracting lots of money from advertisers.
On 21 Sep 2010 at 10:59am Brixtonbelle wrote:
I saw that programme. I have new respect for traffic cops.
Jordan only featured because she had been pulled twice by the same cops for the same offence in 3 weeks. Most of the programme was about the ability of the ageing Sussex population to actually drive safely. And then of course there was the complete nob who in a a range rover who decided pull across three lanes of traffic on the M23 and kill a woman by crushing her car. Awful. He got 4.5 years.

Simon - brilliant sarcasm !
On 21 Sep 2010 at 12:32pm Clan D Stein wrote:
All Range Rover drivers are knobs!
On 21 Sep 2010 at 1:08pm Chuck wrote:
I drive a Range Rover. I am not a knob.
On 21 Sep 2010 at 1:15pm Clan D Stein wrote:
Well we only have your word for that?!
On 21 Sep 2010 at 2:32pm Katie Airhead wrote:
Ooohhh look at me in my big expensive Range Rover=small penis
On 21 Sep 2010 at 2:37pm Ratty wrote:
Range Rovers are the chosen vehicles for drug dealers and other assorted criminals, and always driven aggressively by those who have not grown out of tonka toys.
On 21 Sep 2010 at 7:00pm Annette Curtin-Twitcher wrote:
I nearly got flattened by an elderly lady driving a yellow RR today. Pulled out without looking, the loon.
On 21 Sep 2010 at 8:11pm Chuck wrote:
Katie Airhead, you are SO RIGHT!!! My penis is tiny, miniscule, in fact basically non-existent.
On 21 Sep 2010 at 8:30pm Deelite wrote:
Thought so
On 21 Sep 2010 at 10:06pm stan wrote:
I ride a bike and also have a very small penis. Any advice?
On 21 Sep 2010 at 11:10pm Janet Street Preacher wrote:
Get a Range Rover
On 22 Sep 2010 at 8:30am Katies Gynaecologist wrote:
The above posts suggest that Katie Price, Range Rover driver, has a small penis. I'd just like to say that this is completely untrue.
It's massive
On 22 Sep 2010 at 9:08am AA wrote:
She could certainly pass for a drag queen, Hideous
On 24 Sep 2010 at 12:54am IMEYOU wrote:
On 27 Sep 2010 at 8:22pm Peter Byron wrote:
Well in the weather last year I realised not all 4x4 drivers were as foolish as I had once thought. Not sure I like the idea of people looking down on me though, oh well, story of my life. Just joking friends. Peter
On 27 Sep 2010 at 9:37pm King Of The Swingers wrote:
I love the way this topic is swaying, nearly in the gutter, keep up the good work.
On 27 Sep 2010 at 9:51pm Peter Byron wrote:
We may be in the gutter King Swinger but some of us are looking at the stars my friend. Bottoms up, Peter
On 29 Sep 2010 at 10:57pm brixtonbelle wrote:
Nice Oscar Quote Peter - and recycled in many a tune, most memorably for me by The Pretenders in Message of Love
On 30 Sep 2010 at 9:50am Clubber wrote:
I remember a Fat Boy Slim CD called Halfway between the Gutter and the Stars...
On 1 Oct 2010 at 7:47pm Peter Byron wrote:
OMG Brixtie, The Pretenders, well, I spend many an evening with them playing as I prepare supper mmmmmmmmmmmm much love, Peter (single) Byron x

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