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Thursday joke thread

On 23 Feb 2012 at 2:55pm Northern Bigot wrote:

Magda, the Polish temp is helping out at the local hospital due to illness/ lack of staff, she is still learning about the language and the people . One particular patient Solly Goldstein is causing her concern, she confides in fellow temp Rula "Every time i pass his bed he says "Nurse are my testicles black?" Rula reassures Magda "Just say to him I will mention it to the Doctor!" Despite this Solly keeps asking her! Magda has finally had enough , she pulls back the bed covers and has a good look and a feel and exclaims "Their is nothing wrong with you and they are not black!" Solly tells her "Thank you for all that, but please listen carefully to what i say , Nurse are my test results back ?

On 23 Feb 2012 at 3:08pm Korneli wrote:

Has Magda got acute angina?

On 23 Feb 2012 at 7:39pm Northern Bigot wrote:

Magda thinks oral sex is talking about it! In memory of the late great Frank Carson---for the older readers.
Do you remember those two bad Winters we had?
Mike and Bernie!

On 24 Feb 2012 at 8:21am DFL wrote:

It's the way you tell 'em !

On 24 Feb 2012 at 8:46am some0ne else wrote:

A man is making love to his wife when he suddenly stops and completely freezes in position.
"What are you doing?" she says.
"I say it on P*rnhub" he says; "It's called buffering".

On 24 Feb 2012 at 11:21am king cnut wrote:

Mohammed's first day of school
Mohammed entered his classroom on the first day of school.
"What's your name?" asked the teacher.
"Mohammed," he replied.
"You're in Australia now," replied the teacher, "So from now on you will be known as Bruce."
Mohammed returned home after school.
"How was your day, Mohammed?" his mother asked.
"My name is not Mohammed. I'm in Australia and now my name is Bruce."
"Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!" And his mother beat him.
Then she called his father, who beat him again.
The next day Mohammed returned to school.. The teacher saw all of his bruises.
"What happened to you, Bruce? she asked.
"Well ma'am, shortly after becoming an Australian, I was attacked by two bloody Arabs.