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Thursday Joke Thread.

On 17 Sep 2009 at 7:55am Joker wrote:

Double Trouble
There was a young man from Kent, Whose c**k was so long it was bent. To save himself trouble, He'd put it in double, So instead of coming he went.
On 17 Sep 2009 at 9:45am Penguin wrote:
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose **** was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
Wiping come from his chin
If my ear was a c*** I could f*** it
Or, as Homer Simpson said it
There once was a man from Nantucket
And the rumours about him were grossly exaggerated !
On 17 Sep 2009 at 8:00pm Fishfinger wrote:
Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs
Mary had another skirt
twas split right up the front
...but she didn't wear that one very often
On 17 Sep 2009 at 8:12pm Northern bigot wrote:
I know a girl in 3c,
With a wart on her knee,
And a pimple upon her behind,
I gave her 3p, she showed it to me,
Dont you think that was awfully kind.
On 17 Sep 2009 at 9:25pm Joker wrote:
I do love a limerick..Keep 'em coming!!
On 17 Sep 2009 at 9:29pm Spinster Of This Parish wrote:
Mary had a little lamb,
She thought him very silly,
She threw him up into the air,
And caught him by his,
Willy was a sheepdog lying in the grass,
Down came a bumblebee and stang him on the,
Ask no questions, tell no lies,
I saw a policeman doing up his,
Flies are a problem, wasps are worse,
That is the end of my silly little verse.
On 17 Sep 2009 at 10:27pm Fido wrote:
Old mother Hubbard,
Went to the cupboard,
To get her poor dog a bone,
But when old mother bent over,
Rover drove her, 'cause,
Rover had a bone of his own.
On 18 Sep 2009 at 12:59am Fishfinger wrote:
Mary had a little lamb,
The doctors were astounded,
And everywhere she went,
Gynacologists surrounded.
On 18 Sep 2009 at 9:39am Penguin wrote:
Mary had a little pig
She couldn't stop it gruntin'
She took it round the back one day
And kicked the little **** in

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@sleeveless, I suspect your threshold for "evidence" is considerably less when it comes to smearing someone like Jeremy Corbyn or... more
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