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On 14 Dec 2011 at 2:49pm Mars Resident wrote:

What have I missed? I keep picking up data that suggest somehow that Boris Johnson is stiched on as next leader of the Tories and therefore our next Prime Minister!!! Is this true? Have the government finally dosed our water with LSD? That's as barmy as George Walker "Get me an Elastoplast"Bush serving 2 terms as leader of the free world.

On 14 Dec 2011 at 3:36pm Dingo wrote:

I think that Cameron effectively saw off the challenge from the blonde bombsite last week with his disgraceful/incompetent perfomance in Europe.The idiots of the Tory right realise now that they have a leader whose defects closely mirror their own.Bungling Boris himself could not have made a bigger mess of things.

On 15 Dec 2011 at 6:17pm bastian wrote:

oh but dingo, surely he's just a harmless bafoon..oh, hang on a minute, wasn't he a member of the Bullingdon club to..that group of "smash it up and daddy will pay for it" toffs. Interesting how they can have a go at rioters and yet their own record reads like who's who of destructive youth. i wonder how much those pale blue and yellow ties cost? if we all had one they couldn't touch us with a barge pole if we smashed a window and nicked some trainers.

On 16 Dec 2011 at 1:58pm Mars Resident wrote:

You got it in one Bastian.
They aren't called the educational elite for nothing at Eton you know. Moving onto Oxford to seal their future with a bit of casual violence towards property.
Bobs your Uncle, passport straight into politics, Prime Minister if your very lucky and don't get caught with your pants down on the journey, (especially don't get caught with your secretary, Edwina Currie or a rent boy, or all three).
Being caught with your fingers in the till however, is fine and to be expected.
Follow this with a lifetime of speaking engagements, international diplomacy and non-executive directorships making you one of the wealthiest people in the country. And then you can send your kids to Eton to perpetuate this cycle forever.
Where did I go wrong?