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Saw this,made me laugh.

 
 
On 24 Jul 2008 at 9:51am Drew Peacock. wrote:
Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker.
It was After Eight.
She was from Quality Street, he was a Fisherman's Friend.
On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a
Wine Gum.
He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said. "I'm the one
with the nuts," he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.
They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr.Cadbury
turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.
It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her
Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and
Tic Tacs.
Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him take a
trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was pleased as he
always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment as she let out a scream
of Turkish Delight.
When he pulled out his fun size Mars Bar it felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted
more, but he needed Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked
very appetizing. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and
finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!
Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly, 3
days later his Magnum lolly started to drip. It turned out Miss Rowntree had
been with Bertie Basset who had Allsorts!!!
 
 
On 24 Jul 2008 at 11:45am Geoff wrote:
Hi Drew, how's your brother Chris?
 
 
On 24 Jul 2008 at 12:34pm Drew Peacock. wrote:
Ha!!!! Took me a while.Got there in the end.
Crispy cock.....Hehehehehehe.....Nice one.
Got any more?
 
 
On 24 Jul 2008 at 12:49pm Smiler wrote:
What an incredibly puerile and distasteful thread.
One for the recycle bin I think webmaster
 
 
On 24 Jul 2008 at 1:06pm dave wrote:
ohhh come on smiler lighten up with all the sad news in the world stabbings suicides and racist atacks think this is just what a few of us need If only it had started with
Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on the Lewes 128 bus
It was After Eight .... we could have claimed it was local.
maybe webmaster could have a part of the site for jokes if easlily offended you dont have to look etc
 
 
On 24 Jul 2008 at 2:03pm Drew. wrote:
Give you a tip Smiler.Don't click on any silly names.
Sorry of you were offended.Just felt like lightening up a bit.
 
 
On 24 Jul 2008 at 2:17pm Drew. wrote:
Sorry for starting this thread.
Judging by the work Webmaster has got at the moment (see below,Dr Swaine,) we don't want to burden him with anymore deletions. Peace.
 
 
On 24 Jul 2008 at 5:25pm The Webmaster wrote:
Thanks Drew
 
 
On 24 Jul 2008 at 5:54pm An Economist wrote:
I actually used to work with someone called Christopher Peacock. And yes, he was known as Crispy for short. Not sure if he had a brother called Andrew. I never thought to ask.
Oh, and while we are on the subject, I used to know a Mr and Mrs Down. They chose to call their son Ben.
Parents cleary do not think these things through ...
 
 
On 27 Jul 2008 at 6:06pm gloria mundi wrote:
Yes, and I knew Michael Hunt, known as Mike
 
 
On 27 Jul 2008 at 6:33pm Drew wrote:
And I once saw a Cary Hunt on the credits of a TV programme once...
 
 
On 27 Jul 2008 at 7:22pm Smiler wrote:
Distinct feeling of deja vu


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