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On 6 May 2012 at 11:53am Northern Bigot wrote:
After Jimmy Tarbuck had overrun at the Royal Variety performance.
The Queen--"How many Royal Variety shows have you appeared at mr Tarbuck?"
Tarbuck--- (joking)"Four more than your majesty!"
The Queen--- It certainly feels like it!
The Queen, was travelling down the Mall in a state landau with King Haile Salasie of Ethiopia, when one of the horses breaks wind violently.
The Queen--"Im sorry about that!"
King Haile Salasie--"Do not worry, i thought it was one of the horses!"


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