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Phantom Plopper

On 30 May 2012 at 6:01pm Very concerned citizen wrote:

I woke up this morning to find a turd situated on my front lawn. Assuming it must have been a fox or a cat that had respectfully left the devilish copper rivet two meters away from my son's play-slide, I returned with a plastic bag. However, as I looked closer I could see that it was not the dropping of a fox or a cat, it was manmade. After calling my fellow neighbours to a neighbourhood watch meeting I discovered I was not the only person to find an unwelcome package on my lawn. I urge anyone reading this to keep there eyes open and sprinklers (if you have any) kept on because I have a very strong feeling Jack the Sh*tter will strike again.

On 30 May 2012 at 6:27pm PS I LOVE YOU wrote:

I also found a fresh donation on my doorstep this morning. It has a few silvery hairs in it and deposited on top was what appeared to be a faeces encrusted glove puppet.

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On 30 May 2012 at 7:31pm Vampire Buffet Slayer wrote:

I've had the same. Whoever it is needs to lay off the fig syrup.

On 30 May 2012 at 9:37pm yuk wrote:

that really is disgusting where in lewes is this happening?

On 31 May 2012 at 8:45am Very concerned citezen wrote:

Unfortunately I don't know where he operates, however he has made his mark around the Nevill

On 31 May 2012 at 7:15pm Annette Curtin-Twitcher wrote:

I have to ask this: how can you be so sure it's a human turd and not one left by a stray dog?

On 31 May 2012 at 10:38pm Le Petomane wrote:

Human poops are significantly different from dog poops (size and structure tend to be the obvious giveaways).
Dysfunctional behaviour seems to be all the rage. Just glad I've never been a follower of fashion.

On 1 Jun 2012 at 8:17am myself wrote:

What a load of crap!

Sorry, i'll get my coat

On 1 Jun 2012 at 9:40am Cliffite wrote:

I did spot what looked like a poop from a particularly unwell person in a discarded plastic meat package tray thing on the road near Railway Land this morning, most unusual