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On 15 Sep 2009 at 12:53pm Michael Jackson wrote:
Warming up... getting started...
Why isn't Patrick Swayze going to make it to the Oscars next year?
Because he's not a very good actor.
On 15 Sep 2009 at 1:06pm Jade G wrote:
With the death of actor Patrick Swayze it has been revealed he spent his final years growing a vast array of herbs at his California ranch.
This year's particularly clement weather meant he enjoyed a bumper crop of his favourite aromatics shortly before he passed away.
His gardener said "His death was inevitable, but at least before he went he had the thyme of his life".
On 15 Sep 2009 at 4:11pm me wrote:
Ghost 2 can now finally be put into production then.....
On 16 Sep 2009 at 3:56pm John Chalk wrote:
Whats black and doesn't work??

Patrick Swayze's Pancreas.
On 16 Sep 2009 at 5:44pm Keeley wrote:
Is it too soon to ask Whoopi Goldberg if she has heard from Patrick??
On 16 Sep 2009 at 7:28pm Cat Woman wrote:
These jokes are not funny at all. I would rather spend the day in the LDC planning department than listen to this offensive crap. My father has recently died of pancreatic cancer and although I do like a laugh, these jokes are just distasteful.
On 16 Sep 2009 at 10:13pm eh? wrote:
before everyone has a go at you for being over-sensitivce, i will say that whilst i really like a tasteless joke, i also understand that a public website is not the best place for them. i certainly wouldn't want to intentionally upset someone by putting stuff on here, and wonder at what kind of sicko's would. I hope everyone above just realises that the pub would be a better place for this kind of thing and that they may just have made a bit of a misjudgement, nothing worse.
On 16 Sep 2009 at 11:22pm Curious wrote:
Considering we have had the demises of Jade Goody,Michael Jackson,Keith Floyd and Patrick in the last few months,I think us forumites have been remarkably well behaved.The odd bad joke may slip through...But it is up to Webby to remove them.(And he does as we all have seen.)Those who may take offence,just don't click on this thread !!
Cat Woman,I feel for you.Hope you are coping.
I am off to Sickopedia to find a really tasteless Patrick joke now...
Sorry !!
On 16 Sep 2009 at 11:52pm Smiler wrote:
I'm quite surprised there is such a kerfuffle about Patrick Swayze I can only think of one film he was in and actually come to think of it I think it was Kevin Bacon in Dirty Dancing so what did PS do to muster such an global outpouring of grief?
On 17 Sep 2009 at 2:35am TAY wrote:
BREAKING NEWS: IT WASNT' THE CANCER THAT KILLED SWAYZE IN THE END, apparently it was some bad seafood. Yep, thats right. Oysters Killedpatrick.
On 17 Sep 2009 at 10:12am eh? wrote:
Curious, i pretty much agree with you. on this occassion someone has reminded a bunch of harmless but tactless joke tellers that a public forum is not really the best place for their jokes. it is a bit like the loveable, but cringy character in League of gentleman, whi keeps dropping clangers at a wedding.
On 17 Sep 2009 at 1:06pm Brixtonbelle wrote:
Smiler it doesn't take much to google 'films and Patrick Swayze' to find out what he was in. Apparently every teenage girl in the late eighties loved him in Dirty Dancing, but his best performance (according to some reviewers) was in Point Break. Can't say I care one way or another but he was a decent bloke it seems.
On 17 Sep 2009 at 3:00pm 34r4 wrote:
fuk u cat woman fuk u in ur dirty pancreas
On 17 Sep 2009 at 4:10pm me wrote:
errmmm inteligently put 34r4. I don't think
On a serious note why exactly did you click on a thread that is called PATRICK SWAYZE JOKE THREAD? treading carefully because of your circumstances but then again surely the title of the thread gives it away.
On 17 Sep 2009 at 5:37pm Joker. wrote:
Exactly !!
I could go to town on this thread but because someone close to me had pancreatitis I am not going to.
I also don't tell any jokes about P***ys, P*kis, or any other ethnic minority,(even that term sounds bad...)
I do however tell jokes about C**ks,Fl*ps,and subjects like that as I am extremely silly and find them VERY funny.
On 18 Sep 2009 at 6:33pm sniktaw wrote:
your just a fool to believe there's not going to be any sick jokes, it's naturally going to happen. like the wind.
On 18 Sep 2009 at 6:39pm sniktaw wrote:
your just a fool to believe there's not going to be any sick jokes. Its naturally going to happen. like the wind.
if you stay just a little bit longer, there will be more, but try not to get upset about it because, big girls don't cry.
On 18 Sep 2009 at 7:28pm Chuck wrote:
I thought jokes were supposed to make you laugh? These jokes are just pants.
On 18 Sep 2009 at 8:33pm Penguin wrote:
I agree. It is absolutely appaling that there should be so many jokes made about Patrick Swayze. I think it is terribly unfair - I haven't heard a single Keith Floyd one yet !
On 18 Sep 2009 at 8:46pm Sad wrote:
Sorry to hear he's no more. Really liked him as Michael Knight in Knight Rider!
On 18 Sep 2009 at 10:51pm Confused.com wrote:
Wasn't that The Hoff? i think sniktaw is really quite entertaining1
On 19 Sep 2009 at 7:07am fred wrote:
Patrick Swayze's family and friends are devistated at the news ?
Keith floyd was booked to cook the buffett .
happy now Penguin
On 20 Sep 2009 at 7:15pm Penguin wrote:
Thanks Fred !
On 21 Sep 2009 at 11:51pm fukn_amazin wrote:
Kanye West is gonna show up to patrick swayze's funeral, take the microphone, and say " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute. but michael jackson had the best death of the year."
On 22 Sep 2009 at 12:08am fukn_amazin wrote:
Patrick Swayze will be on the next dancing with the stars.. Whoopi Goldberg will be filling in for him..

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