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On 14 May 2008 at 2:36pm Revenge is sweet wrote:
Any tips on getting revenge on a partner thats done the dirty on you? excluding sleeping around with his mates.
On 14 May 2008 at 2:40pm BOS wrote:
Would it make you feel better? Get some girl on girl action, revenge and jealousy
On 14 May 2008 at 2:44pm revenge is sweet wrote:
Oh yes.... girl on girl does nothing for me.
On 14 May 2008 at 3:11pm BOS wrote:
I take it you're not still with this guy? Sleeping with others is a little petty, a bit easy, but could be fun.
On 14 May 2008 at 3:19pm revenge is sweet wrote:
Not with him now, got rid of him but he keeps asking to give it another try, and there's no chance of that. Would love to get him back for the dishonesty but it cant be anything illegal. Just something petty and embarrassing to him.
On 14 May 2008 at 3:47pm Bobby Challtons comb over wrote:
Get him into the sack for one last time, tie him up to the headboard naked (insisting you're now into bondage), take lots of photographs and post them in smutty mags, websites, lamp posts etc
On 14 May 2008 at 3:53pm revenge is sweet wrote:
That's brilliant. Just might do that. You sound as if you know alot about this game! have you had it done to you or done it to someone?
On 14 May 2008 at 4:04pm Secret Squirrel. wrote:
At least you found out sooner rather than later...My partner constantly played away and I never had an inkling...We were together for 30 years and I only found out recently,cos 2 of the women told me....If I had known what he was up to I would have left him straightaway.
I quite like the sewing whole prawns into the lining at the bottom of his curtains trick.
Good luck!
On 14 May 2008 at 4:05pm anon wrote:
If you can get into his place when he's not around (legally of course)place itching powder in all of his underwear (deep heat is a good one too), use his toothbrush to scrub around the toilet rim, frozen prawns put deep down the side of the sofa's and in the lining of curtains is great one too, order online free samples of varies embarressing creams and potions and have them sent to him at his address..
On 14 May 2008 at 4:35pm revenge is sweet wrote:
Good one also, but could you imagine the smell :-) Did he think the grass was greener on the other side?. I bet your having the last laugh now.
On 14 May 2008 at 4:47pm Jackie Chalrtons comb over wrote:
Yeah had it done to me RIS. Didn't get revenge though, i prefer the attitude of "sit by the river bank for long enough and you'll soon see the bodies of your enemies float by"
I didn't do anything, i just moved away and bided my time. 5 years later after she'd got married, her present husband was arrested for downloading child porn and their marriage fell apart. Not the nicest form of revenge but i had a wry smile.
On 14 May 2008 at 4:52pm revenge is sweet wrote:
They do say JCCO, that what goes around comes around and i believe in that saying so much. I hope your happy now :-)
On 14 May 2008 at 7:29pm Dunk wrote:
Or you could put dog poo up behind his drivers side door handle on car so in the morning on way to work he would have a smelly shock!
On 15 May 2008 at 9:23am Lewey from Lewes wrote:
Im in my 20's I could come round and show you a good time and you can arrange for your ex to come round while we're doing the missionary in ur hall way? give him a key so he can walk right into us, in fact, as he walks in I could give you a facial?...how does that sound?
On 15 May 2008 at 10:50am Davids Seaman wrote:
Who's the missionary?
Can I have a key?
On 15 May 2008 at 11:11am BOS wrote:
When he is out pour a pint of maggots through his letter box, you can them from fishing shops and some pet shops. They will crawl around and find all the nooks and crannies to hide in for a few days, then they'll turn to flies. His house will produce dirty flies for weeks, if you're really bitter you could do this once a month.
not sure about the whole facial thing, sounds a bit messy
On 15 May 2008 at 11:17am Peter wards hairdresser wrote:
Mealworms will be a good one too, they'll eat his house !!!
A few crickets in there will drive him nuts at night too
On 15 May 2008 at 11:30am Ex wrote:
I know it's sounds a bit tame but ignoring him, totally and completely, absolutely no acknowledgement at all, will send him mad. I did it to my ex and she went crazy.
On 15 May 2008 at 12:11pm why? wrote:
watercress through letterbox when on holiday water with a hospipe lovely gren carpet on his return .. ps only way to cure it is mow the carpet or throw it out.
Not certain how You Know You Wanna... idea is gonna work will he be bothered by you and You Know You Wanna... praying in the hall and walking in on you and him rubing coco butter and cucumber on your eyes....
On 15 May 2008 at 1:12pm Mr P Nesshead wrote:
Do a Bobbit...
On 15 May 2008 at 8:32pm damon wrote:
mind games, a friend of mine called darren baker has been used by his girl friend for the flat .even had child with each other .but now she do not love him no more so she kicked him out by getting police to kick him out when he has done nothing at all to cause this to happen .shes 16 hes 24 99% of the law is on the womens side and men 50% .so darren is now homeless cos she used him /council wont help him nor social so if u are man chose carefully
On 16 May 2008 at 6:24pm Nevill Newby wrote:
I Dont think you should do this but very funny..
Type into google
Man Put's wife on ebay
if you could read the Q and A bit before the listing was cancelled very funny
On 16 May 2008 at 6:51pm Rebecca Loos left hand wrote:
Nice one!

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