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Owain Patterson : fracking makes member grow.
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On 5 Sep 2013 at 3:59am Parliamentary Pat wrote:
Owain Patterson Minister for Badger Strangling , Importing Diseased Ash Saplings and Making Determined Looking Faces was overheard yesterday saying that just thinking about fracking gave him a boner.
When asked if fracking would result in lower gas bills he said.
"Don`t be silly old boy we`re going to make such a lot of dosh out of this fracking malarkey there`ll be nothing left for the plebs,you can count on that".
Patterson later denied saying anything about his appendage and said he was not referring to his own member, but to the member for Critchfield South who had grown several inches since he fagged for him at Eton.
I said "fagging" not fracking he replied.
When asked to repeat his views on the unlikelihood of cheap gas being available to consumers, Patterson insisted that what he really said was, "There`ll be absolutely oodles and oodles of gas for every body and it will be practically free,!Why you`ll practically be able to bathe in the stuff!".

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On 5 Sep 2013 at 9:02am Sceptic wrote:
What a boring load of twaddle.


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