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My Leg

On 12 Jan 2010 at 5:06pm tom store wrote:
Please can someone help.
last night i was walking home from Shelly's hotel, needless to say a little light headed after one to many and slipped on the ice going back to Rotten Row. Quite nomal from most people, however i have a prosthetic limb and it came off, slid down the hill and now i can't find it. i looked lastnight as did my wife and again this morning when the sun was up but with no sucess. i have a spare but this one is my favourite. The leg is worth a large reward for any one who finds it. please ask your children if they have found my leg.
Thank you
On 12 Jan 2010 at 5:12pm CG wrote:
Is this serious or a huge windup ????
On 12 Jan 2010 at 5:14pm CG wrote:
You must be hopping mad ;-)
On 12 Jan 2010 at 5:25pm Penguin wrote:
Dont even think of making a claim against the council, you wouldn't have a leg to stand on...sorry I'll shut up
On 12 Jan 2010 at 5:35pm Toque wrote:
Prosthetic limbs are expensive. It's a good job you didn't lose both your legs, because it might have left you a little short this month.
On 12 Jan 2010 at 5:38pm CG wrote:
One advantage if they have lost the left leg, they can do abit of shoe nicking from all the shoe shops, always the right one thats on display.
On 12 Jan 2010 at 6:23pm Sam Spam wrote:
I've got nothing against your right leg but then, thinking about it for a second, neither to you!.....(hope this is a windup)...
On 12 Jan 2010 at 6:23pm Spotted wrote:
Being serious - was it a left one or a right one, below or above the knee. I only ask in case someone wastes their (and your) time with the wrong leg... B-)
On 12 Jan 2010 at 6:24pm leaf wrote:
how did you get home then?
On 12 Jan 2010 at 6:31pm Sherlock wrote:
We should have a whip-round and see what we can stump up.
On 12 Jan 2010 at 6:41pm SF wrote:
He bummed it home
On 12 Jan 2010 at 7:13pm Sherlock wrote:
There's a leg in the frozen meat cabinet at Tescos. Might be worth phoning the manager.
On 12 Jan 2010 at 7:33pm Head shaker wrote:
The leisure centre manager has it in case Trotty makes a claim. Now he will have a leg to stand on
On 12 Jan 2010 at 8:27pm Rumple Stiltskin wrote:
You should stop using Shelley's. Your wife won't put up with you if you keep coming home legless
On 12 Jan 2010 at 10:51pm Brixtonbelle wrote:
How do you get your leg over if you are legless ?
On 13 Jan 2010 at 8:42am ere be monsters wrote:
It wasn't strapped on in the first place by a young woman with a crying baby by any chance?
On 13 Jan 2010 at 8:52am Head shaker wrote:
I imagine the strap was broken
On 15 Jan 2010 at 2:54pm TDA wrote:
Ha ha. BTW did you all know there is actually a prosthetic limb factory/workshop in Lewes?
On 15 Jan 2010 at 8:32pm No Pot Pourri wrote:
After the 2000 flood, there was a pile of flood damaged limbs outside the factory at the end of Foundry Lane. Weird.

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