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Marina Pepper

On 30 Sep 2007 at 5:02pm Spinster Of This Parish wrote:

This"woman" was an embarrassment to Lewes District Council, so thank-fully she did not get re-elected at the last polls (she didn't get elected at the first polls, either not enough people stood for election or voted).
Viva Lewes (damn fools) have given her a monthly slot in their freebie magazine which she fills with her tedious tales and beliefs. I now have cause to believe that she is an embarrassment to Sussex - am I wrong?

On 30 Sep 2007 at 5:30pm Lewes yob wrote:

Does this mean we will start seeing some soft porn if Pepper's involved ;o)

On 30 Sep 2007 at 8:44pm MC wrote:

Anything to alleviate the predictable & dull middle class psuedo arty pedestrianism of VivaLewes would be good... even if it has to be Marina Pepper's uninformed, banal and excretable outpourings. Even a photo of her already well exposed (and quite worn) tits might improve the self-satisfied mag a little.

On 1 Oct 2007 at 6:34am walter wrote:

I don't understand all your big words, I thought tits belong to cows.

On 1 Oct 2007 at 9:08am I dont live in lewes anymore wrote:

Ma'am... As to whether you are right or wrong may not be the important issue.
I understand that Ms. Pepper (who's blessed with the body of an angel) is also a witch.
I would pass your comments on to her, but the thought of you spending a long, cold, dark winter at the bottom of a pond in the form of a frog/lizard prevents me.
PhilX

On 1 Oct 2007 at 2:48pm The Super K wrote:

I'm outraged she used the F word !
On the other hand it was the only interesting bit of the whole article. And that word could be used to sum up the article..... F*$king cr@p.
What was the point? where was she going with this? or did I just miss the point?

On 1 Oct 2007 at 7:46pm MC wrote:

walter.. that's udders and which words did you have trouble with... it or has?

On 1 Oct 2007 at 11:35pm walter wrote:

no,just tits.

On 3 Oct 2007 at 2:06pm Eccles Cake wrote:

I'd still chuck one up her - looks like a right sort.

On 3 Oct 2007 at 9:32pm Spinster Of This Parish wrote:

Eccles'Cake - with a name like that I doubt you could!

On 4 Oct 2007 at 8:49pm Lewesianne wrote:

Yeah Eccles - and I expect she would chuck one up over you if you put your dried fruit 'n flaky bits even near her so you may as well chuck in your towell!!

On 5 Oct 2007 at 12:57pm Geoff wrote:

Unlike me of course, as I am extremely well hung!! Perhaps I should be. Hung that is. And yes, an eccles cake would not be the ideal tool to satisfy a womans intricate bits.

On 8 Oct 2007 at 4:12am Lewesianne wrote:

Geoff, what good is a tool if it's too big for the box? Did you know that according to Woman's Weekly, (so I've heard) women who's partners are well hung suffer all sorts of guynee problems. Thrush, cyctitus, bruised cirvex - and a good night of passion is actually a night of pain and a swollen vaj for 2 days. Women just pretend that well hung men are pleasing the pants off them to make them feel good. I'm sure your toj is a wonderful tool but does it really matter?

On 8 Oct 2007 at 4:15am Lewesianne wrote:

How big did you say it is Geoff?????

On 8 Oct 2007 at 1:04pm Geoff wrote:

I was joking of course ladies. Realy, I'm hung like a baby carrot. Another joke perhaps? Your'e right though, its what a man does with it thats important.

On 8 Oct 2007 at 4:40pm Lewesianne wrote:

Now there's an honest, intelligent and sensitive man. And even baby carrots can have their uses! Got two peas to match?

On 8 Oct 2007 at 10:39pm Geoff wrote:

Two peas in a tiny pod. And they don't do anyone any harm.

On 8 Oct 2007 at 11:35pm lopster wrote:

Lewesianne please - TOO much information, at least I know I cannot be accused of causing such grief

On 9 Oct 2007 at 10:29pm Pikelet wrote:

Has Ms Pepper been given the Bum's Rush by the Spectator yet? Or is her column in Viva Lewes merely evidence of the vast wastes of time she has to fill? Presumably by being a vast waste of time herself.