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Loo roll

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On Fri 6 Mar at 9:28am Hyena wrote:
Anyone got any for sale?
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On Fri 6 Mar at 1:35pm Sleeveless wrote:
In days of old when Knights were bold,
and loo roll wasn’t invented,
they’d wipe their arse on blades of grass,
and they were quite contented.
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On Fri 6 Mar at 6:51pm Green Sleeves wrote:
Toilet roll to become currency within weeks.
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On Tue 10 Mar at 11:01pm the old mayor wrote:
I've got a 24 pack of toilet rolls, looking to swop for a two bedroomed bungalow in Newhaven.
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On Thu 12 Mar at 11:11pm Tom Pain wrote:
Has anyone seen R. Swipes anywhere? He's disappeared and his wife needs him badly.


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Sleeveless. How can they tell? I see that he has just posted about the number of cases in America and then gone on to pillorying... more
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