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On 12 Mar 2011 at 6:46pm Beth wrote:
Why are all lewes residents stuck up there own back sides, bunch of in Breds
On 12 Mar 2011 at 7:11pm mr happy wrote:
so you are not a lewes person them!
who upset you then
On 12 Mar 2011 at 7:23pm Old Cynic wrote:
Grow up Beth and do your homework
On 12 Mar 2011 at 7:28pm sashimi wrote:
Surely, Mr Happy, you mean housework.
On 12 Mar 2011 at 7:56pm Newmania wrote:
I can get out any time I like,its just cosy in here that's all !
On 12 Mar 2011 at 8:45pm pope wrote:
Ignore Beth, Its just a troll.
On 12 Mar 2011 at 8:49pm teacher wrote:
You are right Pope , I notice the prat has posted some crap on the Parking ticket update thread.
On 12 Mar 2011 at 10:39pm mr happy wrote:
Who is posting under my name? Blasted cheek !
On 13 Mar 2011 at 6:15am Beth wrote:
Yes I am a lewes resident and I hate it, the place is full of inbreds that are stuck up there own arseholes,
On 13 Mar 2011 at 7:21am MC wrote:
How odd. Others appear to think it full of new-age practitioners and middle class families recently arrived from London complete with three "free-spirited" Boden-clad children named Tabatha, Charles and Rose.
On 13 Mar 2011 at 8:33am wallander wrote:
Happy sunday morning to you all. Isn't life great!
On 13 Mar 2011 at 8:35am Decent Citizen wrote:
Beth, may I suggest you move to somewhere to your liking.
On 13 Mar 2011 at 9:22am Deelite wrote:
Back to Burgess Hill perhaps.
On 13 Mar 2011 at 11:03am Hoist wrote:
Beth - can you be a bit more specific- what's happened?
On 13 Mar 2011 at 12:06pm Hoist wrote:
Ah- just seen the parking thread. Still not sure what started Beth off though.
On 13 Mar 2011 at 12:25pm KENDO CASTER wrote:
Im Lewes born and bred, and no way have i got my head up my own arse, i cant bend over that far anymore.
Pre menstrual i say.
On 13 Mar 2011 at 12:43pm shamus wrote:
I'm an annual Lewes visitor and the people are great. Sad to say not always represented by some of the posters on here.
On 13 Mar 2011 at 2:05pm Mme Bovary wrote:
Beth, are you the same Beth who wants to open a launderette in Lewes? I can't think why you want to do this, feeling as you do about us - unless perhaps you plan to put our delicates onto a boil wash, just to pay us back for some unknown injury. Lewes is just like anywhere else: full of all kinds of people, nice and nasty. That's life!
On 13 Mar 2011 at 2:24pm Newmania wrote:
There are some distinctive Lewes types though . Mrs N and I were coming back from Tescos and saw an anaemic looking bearded and yet oddly androgynous man with baby buggy and "North face" jacket . We both said "Oh that's so Lewes".
Does something in computers , votes Liberal never thought for himself for one second.
On 13 Mar 2011 at 2:49pm DOC wrote:
Beth Oh Beth, I feel so sorry for you and can understand why you are feeling so aggresive. You are a typical case of not knowing whether you are Arthur or Martha. A lot of people are sometimes not quite sure of their sexuality and react exactly like you. Be patient and embrace the people of Lewes and you will find that they will symphathise with you and become your friend. So come on people of Lewes , put your hands together and say a prayer for BETH.
On 13 Mar 2011 at 3:09pm Cynic wrote:
And don't forget those strange middle class women who all seem to wear glasses and look as if they had a shock when they were about 10 that they've never got over. They're very Lewes.
On 13 Mar 2011 at 4:44pm YoullNeverLeave wrote:
You should try Ringmer, would rather have my head up my arse than be labotamised... Twilight zone here.... tumbleweed.....
On 13 Mar 2011 at 5:05pm not from around here wrote:
Mme Bovary if you really think "Lewes is just like anywhere else" then I would say you've lived here too long and should get out and see what the rest of the world/country get's up to! Lewes is so NOT like anywhere else, which is of course both it's strength and it's weakness. That's just my view of course..
On 13 Mar 2011 at 5:50pm Rods Tiger wrote:
@YoullNeverleave - lobotomised, suspect that your cranial rectal inversion is not doing you any good.
On 13 Mar 2011 at 9:38pm wallander wrote:
When people talk about typical middle class lewes types they are really talking about a small fraction of the population.
On 14 Mar 2011 at 1:55pm Hoist wrote:
Lots of angry ex hippies with mortgages and kids.
On 14 Mar 2011 at 4:59pm Twister wrote:
Mostly smug ex-hippies living on their inheritances and fiiling up the bar in the Lewes Arms with their precocious offspring usually going by the name of Cosmo or Dalmatia or Venezuala or some such bloody awful name........

On 14 Mar 2011 at 5:06pm Vesbod wrote:
Well I'm not smug, not ex-hippie and don't have an inheritance - but I love living here. The birdies are singing, the grass is riz, I wonder where my lawnmower is....
On 14 Mar 2011 at 6:31pm Madame Bovary wrote:
NFAH -What I mean is that Lewes is no different from other places in that it has the usual mix of nice/nasty people - but I think the nice ones predominate.
I don't know about the juvenile clientele in the Lewes Arms, but I think it is every child's right to have an upbringing that will make them welcome in every situation. Regrettably (for me), some parents do have other ideas!
On 16 Mar 2011 at 8:11am Dan wrote:
Go Beth you are so right lewes residents= bunch of cock suckers
On 16 Mar 2011 at 10:05am Lewes Resident wrote:
There is only one way that you could know that Dan! and I guess you must like it as you are posting on a Lewes Forum - why would you even look on here otherwise?
On 16 Mar 2011 at 2:20pm not from around here wrote:
Madame Bovary - of course I knew what you meant about the mix but in all seriousness although you do get a mix of all sorts of different types in every town I would say that the mix in Lewes is certainly not typical and is biased towards the arty-dreamers.
On 16 Mar 2011 at 7:33pm stevied wrote:
'Arty-dreamers' - good one!!

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