On 5 Aug 2009 at 11:27pm Hansome of Lewes wrote:
are all the goodlooking women of Lewes? I'm starting to tire of having to look at munters, benefit claimants, and 'bonfire birds' everytime I step outside my front door. They really are an affront to my eyes. Their dress sense is another matter entirely. If I didn't know better I'd swear there was something called 'TKMax' in Lewes. Must go and wash my hands now.
On 5 Aug 2009 at 11:45pm north carolina girl wrote:
perhaps......just perhaps, your quest for the good looking women might just start with learning how to spell your very own self description. now, go back to school and write on the blackboard 50 times:
HANDSOME
wishing you grand success, but with your attitude, i fear you're in for quite a hide and seek journey! and yes, i realize i DO not type with capital letters. i'm american, i don't have to.
happy to not be part of the single scene,
deb
B-)
On 6 Aug 2009 at 7:00am matchdotcom wrote:
dfb methinks you are flirting with the london boy, andsom
On 6 Aug 2009 at 8:07am Prawnstar wrote:
I read that Lewes is full of Lesbians, although i'm not sure where they are. I've never seen any women with long blonde hair and large breasts. If anyone can point me in the right dirrection, i'd be much abliged.
On 6 Aug 2009 at 8:13am Top heavy blonde wrote:
Meet you by the Town Hall at 8pm
On 6 Aug 2009 at 12:25pm Chuck wrote:
I've got long blonde hair and large breasts, but I do not drink from the hairy cup. Sorry.
On 6 Aug 2009 at 5:26pm Keeley wrote:
Lewes is full of lesbians?? I lived in Lewes for 11 years and never knew of any..??
On 6 Aug 2009 at 5:32pm DooDah wrote:
You'll rarely see a good-looking woman in Lewes (and if she is she's probably a DFL) but they are exceptionally sexy.
On 6 Aug 2009 at 6:51pm the munternator wrote:
The lemon lickers in Lewes are like rats - you are never more than 6 feet away from one !
On 6 Aug 2009 at 7:52pm Long Distance Whelker wrote:
Most women in Lewes are visually dull. Many never wear any make up which is probably to do with the earth mother or goddess image.
Then you have the mutton-dressed-as-lamb, sporting their white-than-white trews and believing that they are sophisicated because they have shoes that have fastenings (not necessarilly done up).
Where are the glamourous women of Lewes to be found?
On 6 Aug 2009 at 8:15pm Keeley wrote:
Well in response to the above criteria, I have longish blonde hair and my "bosom" is on the generous side, however I don't suppose I count as I no longer live in lewes, just visit a lot now!!
On 6 Aug 2009 at 10:08pm Spinster Of This Parish wrote:
Lewes is rapidly becoming a favourite location for heterosexually challenged women to reside - especially if they have children. Lewes prices are cheaper than Brighton and the schooling is (allegedly) better.
How do I know? Many of my work colleagues are heterosexually challenged.
On 6 Aug 2009 at 10:12pm I have to say... wrote:
The blokes aren't all that so I don't know why the women are getting slated!!!!!!
On 6 Aug 2009 at 10:15pm Annette Curtin-Twitcher wrote:
Very true. Maybe the women have resorted to yodelling down the valley of love because of the lack of male talent.
On 6 Aug 2009 at 10:18pm Spinster Of This Parish wrote:
Not a spinster for no reason!
Also, how many unhappilly married/hitched women are there out there (and why)?
On 7 Aug 2009 at 10:00am Lucrezia wrote:
I am unhappily married.... Why? My fourth husband wouldn't eat the mushrooms
On 7 Aug 2009 at 10:13am Lorren wrote:
So am I ....Why? My husband is a fat and lazy slob who does nothing around the house without being goaded into a frenzy of inactivity, he is afraid of his own shadow (amongst other things), leaves his dirty pants on the kitchen floor, shouts and swears, farts when we have company, won't accept responsibility for his inactions, drinks with scummy chavvy people in seedy dives, always has an excuse, can't cook, drives too slowly, or too quickly depending in what mood I'm in, wheezes, says "yes dear" far too often for my liking, is a blobby jelly, wears clothes that charity shops would refuse, takes my car to buy me take-aways when he has his own, leaves me to do the gardening, walks around without a shirt-on showing his gellatinous grey-hairy body off - thats all I can think of for now...
On 7 Aug 2009 at 11:56am Jabez wrote:
If women were not married, what would they have to moan about?
On 7 Aug 2009 at 1:23pm Lets Do Lunch! wrote:
"If women were not married, what would they have to moan about?"
Suggest you ask Spinster 
On 7 Aug 2009 at 11:00pm Spinster Of This Parish wrote:
No need to ask - just browse through archived posts
On 10 Aug 2009 at 10:29pm nodding off wrote:
heterosexually challenged?????? I prefer dyke myself.
On 10 Aug 2009 at 11:43pm Dutch Boy wrote:
I put my finger in one of those...
and achieved timeless fame...
On 11 Aug 2009 at 12:22pm nodding off wrote:
I know the guy who wrote the play