On 31 Mar 2011 at 11:44am Mrs Nice wrote:
Hello this is a thread for nice people who want to talk about nice things in a rather prissy way.
Has anyone got anything really boring to say?
I have - I think it's a disgrace the way that people on this thread go about talking willy nilly about things I'm not interested in. I think they should be stoped.
On 31 Mar 2011 at 11:47am Miss Prissy wrote:
I agree with you Mrs Nice! let's have more boring threads and less people talking about things that are important.
What we need is more cencorship so that people keep their ideas to themselves.
Otherwise I'm going to stamp my feet.
Now listen you lot - only talk about things that I say are OK
On 31 Mar 2011 at 11:49am Mr Pedantry wrote:
I think this thread is becoming rather sexist. Let's hear from more men who want to be dull.
Go on - I know you're out there.
We could discuss plans for new public toilets in the area - or perhaps where you can buy the best patio mould remover.
Tempting isn't it?
On 31 Mar 2011 at 11:50am Miss Whimsy wrote:
You're so right Mrs Nice and Miss Prissy. There should be a law against all those nasty people who want to write about nasty things. Freedom of expression doesn't mean we can say things that don't interest nice people like me, Miss Prissy and Mrs Nice. I bet Mr Nice is a very nice man Mrs Nice.
On 31 Mar 2011 at 11:52am Mrs Nice wrote:
Mr Nice is very nice. He is also best friends with Mr Pedantry. They have a lot to talk about!
Good luck with finding a Mr Whimsy dear.
On 31 Mar 2011 at 12:11pm Mother wrote:
Not very funny
On 31 Mar 2011 at 12:12pm Mr Dribble wrote:
Tena for Men has changed my life!!
On 31 Mar 2011 at 12:23pm Mrs Nice wrote:
It made me laugh, dear.
Mr Dribble - perhaps you and Miss Whimsey could walk out, now that you aren't embarrassed by your little problem!
On 31 Mar 2011 at 12:34pm Teachers Pet wrote:
Good idea Mrs Nice. A nice thing to have on this forum would be a spell check so that postings could look nice too. Stoped? No, Stopped (notice 2 p's).
On 31 Mar 2011 at 12:39pm Mr Pedantry wrote:
Gosh yes !!! Let's all look at typos. My favourite!!!
On 31 Mar 2011 at 12:42pm Mrs Nice wrote:
Teacher's pet - I am hurt and rather tearful that you have drawn attention to my little slip of the keys - I was trying to knit at the same time, dear!
However, isn't your comment a little bit nasty, dear? I thought that we were all against nasty things here?
I am quite confused.
On 31 Mar 2011 at 12:43pm Miss Whimsy wrote:
I rather like the sound of Mr Nice, Mrs Nice. Not that I'm after him or anything. That wouldn't be very nice at all now, would it?
On 31 Mar 2011 at 12:44pm Mrs Nice wrote:
Get yer hands off you evil minx!
On 31 Mar 2011 at 12:47pm Miss Whimsy wrote:
Now that's not a very nice thing to say is it Mrs Nice. I was only looking. You sound like a very insecure person to me.
On 31 Mar 2011 at 12:49pm Mrs Whimsy wrote:
Please forgive my daughter Mrs Nice. I think it must be the drugs Mr Pedantry keeps giving her that make her act strangely.
On 31 Mar 2011 at 12:53pm Mrs Thumb up *rse wrote:
See how quickly things descend into rudeness. We really need some sort of police to stop the nastiness of people like teacher's pet and Miss Whimsy, the strumpet.
Where is Mother of one (child) and that other bossy boots New thread woman, when you need them?
On 31 Mar 2011 at 12:57pm Mr Nice wrote:
I thought you all should know that Mrs Nice is now crying in her room all over her crochet!
You are very bad people.
(Except you Miss Whimsy ;-))
On 31 Mar 2011 at 1:00pm New thread woman wrote:
God almightly. Is that the best you lot can do?
I'm off to meet some real people. See ya.
On 31 Mar 2011 at 1:04pm Teachers Pet wrote:
No Mrs Nice I was not being nasty.
I was just preparing you for the wider world which is full of strict madames and others who could take advantage of you if you didn't mind your p's & q's.
Relax, lay back and think of nice things that could happen to you weren't quite so good.........now that's better isn't it?
On 31 Mar 2011 at 1:09pm Teachers Pet wrote:
The last sentence should read: Relax, lay back and think of the nice things that could happen to you if you weren't so good..........now that's better isn't it?
Teacher says that sometimes I need correcting!
On 31 Mar 2011 at 1:13pm Mrs Nice wrote:
Teacher's Pet - I don't wish to be picky, dear, but your sentence
"Relax, lay back and think of nice things that could happen to you weren't quite so good"
doesn't seem to make all that much sense.
Let's see how New Thread Woman get's on in the real world when she tells people to shut up.
On 31 Mar 2011 at 1:19pm Teachers Pet wrote:
Note the correction Mrs Nice.
On 31 Mar 2011 at 1:26pm Miss Whimsy wrote:
I wish you wouldn't embarrass me like that Mr Nice. Now everybody knows.
On 31 Mar 2011 at 1:29pm Mrs Nice wrote:
Noted. Repeated missing apostrophe though!
It's all quite tricky, isn't it.
Or are you just trying to get Mr Pedant's attention you naughty person?
On 31 Mar 2011 at 1:38pm Miss Whimsy wrote:
I hope you weren't referring to me Mrs Nice. Mr Nice has just taken me on as his secretary and says I am to take down everything he says. So there.
On 31 Mar 2011 at 1:48pm Mrs Nice wrote:
There's just no stopping the tide of filth.
On 31 Mar 2011 at 1:49pm Kwoen qwl11 wrote:
On 31 Mar 2011 at 2:05pm Mrs Twine wrote:
(From my parallel universe) Please note that I am NOT Mrs Nice. I doubt that her crochet would be up to the standard of the Townswomen's Guild.
Also, I suspect that most, if not all, of this thread has been written by the same person. Hubby agrees. Mrs Nice, your barbed wire thong will be ready even before you are.
Now I'm going back to hibernation.
On 31 Mar 2011 at 3:05pm Ms Spoiler wrote:
On a related subject - At the end of that film, Se7en, - it's Gwinie's head in the box!
On 31 Mar 2011 at 4:09pm Mrs Twine wrote:
I'm sure we all feel better for knowing that, dear. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
On 2 Apr 2011 at 10:17am Ms Spoiler wrote:
Not sure of this person's problem.