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If Lewes is flooded.....

On 15 Jan 2008 at 9:39pm Apple Cart wrote:

Should flooding occur this year, parking restrictions will NOT be lifted and will still apply in flooded areas covered by the scheme.
Should your vehicle become fully or partially submerged in a flooded area where parking restrictions apply, a Specialist parking attendant in a blue canoe sporting a blue frogman suit will issue your vehicle with a waterproof ticket.
Should your vehicle be carried through the street by the flood where parking restrictions apply, you will be issued with a separate ticket for each parking bay your car passes through.
It is the responsibility of the vehicle owner to ensure that they have purchased enough tickets at a nearby sunken parking meter and securely fastened them to the inside of the submerged vehicle windscreen to ensure they are not issued with a parking notice. Wet, damaged or unreadable tickets will be deemed invalid and the vehicle will be issued with a parking notice.
- Copyright Apple Cart 2008. If anyone from NCP, LDC or ESCC be interested in using this text, please do so only after making a �1000 donation to the Lewes Flood Appeal.
AC

On 16 Jan 2008 at 8:52am P.A no.?? wrote:

muppet!

On 16 Jan 2008 at 11:52am Apple Cart wrote:

It must be hard just being a number, and an unknown one at that. I forgive you.
AC

On 16 Jan 2008 at 2:47pm Lucia Chiavi wrote:

Hilarious, love it!

On 16 Jan 2008 at 4:54pm crab wrote:

seems we have a joker among us

On 16 Jan 2008 at 6:03pm P.A no.?? wrote:

we are all just numbers!

On 16 Jan 2008 at 8:24pm MC wrote:

That was very funny Mr AppleCart. It raised the recent standard of humour on this board immeasurably.
MC
In a wet place

On 16 Jan 2008 at 10:12pm expat wrote:

Is it raining there or something? Can't we redistribute the water so I can have some here? We're parched, my strawberries have died. my grass has gone brown and crunchy and its too hot to go outside for more than 5 minutes. No water for weeks. More suited to camels really.