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On 24 Oct 2007 at 1:03pm Lewesianne wrote:
Can anyone come up with a really good explanation of what Halloween represents because I've never been sure?
On 24 Oct 2007 at 1:26pm The Un-dead wrote:
Originally a Celtic/Druids day when they thought all the souls of the dead came back to inhabit the living. They dressed up in costumes to ward off these un-dead spirits.
It was then nicked by the flipping Christians and turned into All Hallow Eve and then Americanised....
On 24 Oct 2007 at 1:59pm Geoff wrote:
I only hope that all religions that worship an all powerful, unseeing god die out, so the non religious and pagan beliefs in the natural world and its seasons, make a comeback. Just a personal view.
On 24 Oct 2007 at 3:23pm Pagan Goddess wrote:
That's rather lovely Geoff...I couldn't agree more...Are you married?? How attractive are you on a scale of 1 (ugly) to 10 (Hugh Grant lookalike)??
On 24 Oct 2007 at 3:37pm Geoff wrote:
Pagan Goddess..... I'm just Geoff. I don't rate myself looks wise. 1-10, I don't know. Very intuative and natural though.
On 24 Oct 2007 at 9:30pm Lewesianne wrote:
Geoff, you poor man. Seems like everywhere you go on this forum, you've been ravished!
Have you recovered from the undies saga?
I will agree to disagree with you on religion. I like to think that there is somewhere to go after I die. It makes me sad if I think I will never see my kids and family in some other form of afterlife. I find the presence of churches in Lewes very comforting. But I appreciate that to some, they are just beautiful old buildings.
On 24 Oct 2007 at 10:01pm Josie Farmer wrote:
Geoff where are you?
On 24 Oct 2007 at 10:55pm Spinster Of This Parish wrote:
Ooooooooo Halloween - my opportunity to dress up and scare unwitting children who stupidly knock at my door!
He he he (cackle cackle cackle)!
On 25 Oct 2007 at 10:28am Jimmy Carr wrote:
Halloween = An Agoraphobia pedifiles Christmas.
On 25 Oct 2007 at 1:50pm Pagan Goddess wrote:
To Jimmy Carr
You are a moron and disgusting pig....also you are illiterate.
On 25 Oct 2007 at 2:01pm Geoff wrote:
Come on Jimmy Carr. What is your beef? I know everyone has a right to an opinion. Please explain yours.
On 25 Oct 2007 at 3:26pm Jimmy wrote:
Its called a Joke! With your head so far up your ar5e I wouldn't expect you to get it!
On 25 Oct 2007 at 3:59pm Pagan Goddess wrote:
Dear Jimmy,
Geoff I suspect is a decent bloke and not a total numb skull like yourself. Child abuse is not in the slightest bit amusing you sick person
On 25 Oct 2007 at 4:00pm Geoff wrote:
Jimmy. What makes you think I can't understand a joke? How do you work that out? Do you know me? I don't think so. In fact Iv'e never seen you on the forum.
Are insulting one liners all you can contribute?
I was only asking if you would explain what you said.
On 25 Oct 2007 at 4:27pm Jimmy wrote:
Geoff sorry old bean what makes you think that post was aimed at you? I was refering to the Pagan Goddess.
Pagan Goddess As I said it was a Joke. No child abuse is not funny. But jokes about it can be.
I saw this joke aired on Channel 4's 8 out of 10 Cats (Jimmy Carr didn't actually tell the joke but I couldn't remember the name of the chap that did), the audience all laughed followed by a oooooo.
All the best jokes end in an oooooo for the audience.
Pagan Goddess I suggest you visit the Paramount Comedy week in Brighton next year and get a sense of Humer.
I'm Here all week.
Jimmy signing off!
On 25 Oct 2007 at 4:39pm Angela Grand wrote:
Re: Halloween - Pagan Goddess 24 Oct 07 15:23
Re: Halloween - Geoff 24 Oct 07 15:37
Re: Halloween - Pagan Goddess 25 Oct 07 13:50
Re: Halloween - Geoff 25 Oct 07 14:01
Re: Halloween - Pagan Goddess 25 Oct 07 15:59
Re: Halloween - Geoff 25 Oct 07 16:00
Geoff Is there something your keeping from us? Do you like dressing up as a pagan goddess?
On 25 Oct 2007 at 4:45pm Geoff wrote:
Angela Grand. Nothing gives me greater pleasure than dressing up in my partners little white knickers and bra set.
On 25 Oct 2007 at 4:49pm Angela Grand wrote:
And how does he feel about that? LOL
On 25 Oct 2007 at 5:02pm Geoff wrote:
Very good Angela. You are a true wit.
On 26 Oct 2007 at 8:23am Pagan Goddess wrote:
I am not Geoff if that's what you are suggesting Angela Grand. I don't have a collection of soft dangling objects in my pants...
On 26 Oct 2007 at 10:25am Lewesianne wrote:
Geoff - don't get started on the undies thing again!!
On 26 Oct 2007 at 10:43am Jimmy Carr wrote:
Pagan Lightbulb jokes
How many Gardnerians does it take to change a lightbulb?
13 consistng entirely of man-woman working couples
How many Rad fems does it take?
7: one to do it, 2 to organize the creche and 4 to debate the meaning of the word unscrew
How man Crowleyites does it take?
They can't. Uncle Aleister didn't leave any instructions.
How many Chaos magicians does it take?
They don't need to--they are used to working in the dark.
How many Zen Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, one not to change it.
How many Zen Masters does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The universe changes the light bulb and the Zen Master gets the hell out of the way!
How many Gardnerians does it take to change a light bulb?
1. I can't say. It's oathbound.
2. I can't tell you--you're not a third-circle initiate!
How many Alexandrians does it take to change a light bulb?
1. Same number as Gardnerians.
2. What do the Gardnerians do?
How many Dianic women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
That's W-I-M-M-I-N, and that's not funny!
How many Solitaries does it take to change a light bulb?
Who cares!
How many Dianics does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but that bulb has really got to want to change.
How many witches does it take to change a light bulb?
1. None... they call the electrician who's also pagan and keeps the money in their community.
2. None -- if a candle was good enough for Gramma it's good enough for me!
On 26 Oct 2007 at 12:02pm Pagan Goddess wrote:
Totally hilarious.....what can I say, you are a comic genius...
On 26 Oct 2007 at 2:46pm lopster wrote:
A genuine replacement for Wicca's world...

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