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HOW TO CATCH BIG FISH

 
 
On 29 Jan 2008 at 11:13pm david brown wrote:
I just had a clever thought about how i can catch a fish,any fish even a big fish, get rid of your glow in the dark bright purple tent that the fish can easily see and buy a enviroment friendly green one that blends in with the surroundings. this might work
 
 
On 30 Jan 2008 at 6:02am FA wrote:
Not a chance Dave. I heard the rumours from your good lady wife (i popped round whilst you were at work mate ;o) ) that you were upping the ante this year and you'd bought yourself a "green tent". Looks like i'm going to have to buy a green car to kip in now !!!
Beer soon mate
 
 
On 30 Jan 2008 at 6:00pm FA wrote:
And i hope all your hooks go rusty and the mice eat your hair rigs !!!
 
 
On 30 Jan 2008 at 8:15pm KENDO CASTER wrote:
just because i drew a blank last year does'nt mean i cant fish anyway ive got a new DAVES DOUGH mix this year.
 
 
On 31 Jan 2008 at 11:02am FA wrote:
I hear they're now using "Dave's dough" to repair punctures in HGV tyres.
You don't want a new tent pal....you want a friggin miricle
 
 
On 31 Jan 2008 at 4:19pm down to earth wrote:
Would this daves dough hold my fence panel up that the bloody wind took down or am i looking for a miricle too :-)
 
 
On 31 Jan 2008 at 4:21pm FA wrote:
Believe me mate...it'll stick anything to anything....ghastly stuff
 
 
On 31 Jan 2008 at 4:36pm down to earth wrote:
Were can i buy it, come on tell me :-)
 
 
On 31 Jan 2008 at 5:02pm FA wrote:
He makes it, under laboratory conditions, in his shed which is double lined with lead and has a weekly visit from a government minister.
He'd be better off butterfly catching than fish catching....his 5 year old lad caught more than him last time.
 
 
On 31 Jan 2008 at 7:27pm butterfly catcher wrote:
FOR SALE, one very very dry landing net, does double up as a butterfly / grasshopper net, always comes out of the bag and always goes back in again dry. beer soon matey.


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