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Gordon Brown to visit Lewes

On 16 Apr 2010 at 11:35am J wrote:

Gordon Brown to Visit Lewes at some point today!

On 16 Apr 2010 at 12:46pm Clifford wrote:

I'm sure he will - after all Lewes is such a close marginal that Labour is on the edge of capturing!

On 16 Apr 2010 at 1:40pm steve watts wrote:

He is in Brighton so it couild be true!

On 16 Apr 2010 at 1:45pm Commuter wrote:

BBC website saying he is visiting Hove too, strangely with Eddie Izzard???

On 16 Apr 2010 at 1:57pm steve watts wrote:

Not strange at all Eddie Izzard is a local lad and a strong supporter of the Labour Party

On 16 Apr 2010 at 2:12pm lff wrote:

vote B. N.P

On 16 Apr 2010 at 2:16pm steve watts wrote:

iff i was a rascist thug i might consider it!

On 16 Apr 2010 at 2:24pm Clifford wrote:

Are the BNP standing in Lewes Iff? Dreaming of goosestepping down the High Street I suppose.

On 16 Apr 2010 at 2:31pm steve watts wrote:

The BNP have a candidate in Lewes, his name is David Lloyd and appears to be just a paper candidate.

On 16 Apr 2010 at 2:59pm Tits wrote:

I shall expect to see Gordon sitting outside Bill's where all DFLs end up..

On 16 Apr 2010 at 3:19pm steve watts wrote:

Gordon is more of a DFK than a DFL,!!!

On 16 Apr 2010 at 4:24pm Toque wrote:

The Monster Raving loony party have some good policies:

It is proposed that Car manufacturers replace Airbags with a Big Metal Spike pointing at the driver - That would make him drive much more safely.

Hospital waiting lists will be halved overnight. Patients with surnames beginning with letters A-M will be treated one week N - Z the next, hence the longest wait for treatment will be one week.

The Isle of Man be renamed The Isle of Person

All sealed private letters to be banned - we propose that all letters must be written on postcards, and emails to be routed through police stations. (After all honest citizens have nothing to hide)

Ban the teaching of foreign languages. Instead, invest in other countries learning of English.

More trees should be planted to combat the rise in less trees.

To combat global warming and climate change all buildings should be fitted with air conditioning units on the outside.

Due to the increasing number of children afraid of needles, I propose the destruction of the tedious, scary and often painful process of school vaccinations. Instead, I propose that highly trained nurses should be given free reign on the playground with specially modified tranquillizer rifles which apply vaccinations as well as a tranquillizer. This would have two main benefits: It would be less scary for the children as they will not know what hit them, also it will be more fun for the nurses

Make it illegal for super heroes to use their powers for evil.

The European Constitution which will be sorted out by going for a long Walk. "As everyone knows that walking is good for the constitution"

We propose dedicated pogo stick lanes on routes to centres of work.

All new homes should be built with a swimming pool and bouncy castle as standard. To lower the house prices and help young people I propose we erase the last ?0' from the price.

Maltesers should be on prescription

Politicians to be fitted with electric shock collars, the type used to stop dogs barking, and shocked every time they lie.

On 16 Apr 2010 at 4:55pm Union Jack Jackson wrote:

Iraq, Afganistan, Kosovo, Sierra Leon. Thatcher only managed one. Read 'Blars Wars' then decide if you want vote Labour.

On 16 Apr 2010 at 5:01pm Rookie wrote:

"Politicians to be fitted with electric shock collars, the type used to stop dogs barking, and shocked every time they lie".
Great idea, but the National Grid would never be able to cope with the demand.

On 16 Apr 2010 at 7:16pm me wrote:

I saw GB's cavalcade zooming down the A27 this afternoon. I did my bit by mouthing a rude word and asking in a miming fashion wether he would like a cup of Nescafe. He declined I'd imagine.

On 16 Apr 2010 at 9:09pm och eye the noo wrote:

So did the one eyed idiot turn up in radio 4 producer land then? I staked out Bills all afternoon and didn't spot any gurning or strange but sincere hand gestures.