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On 19 Jul 2016 at 6:25pm Betty bingo wings wrote:
Can someone please ask the government to do something about global warming. It's just too darn hot. I'm a larger lady and my thighs rub together in this awful heat and caused me terrible difficulties when I had to waddle out to the ice cream van for a large bowl of Mr Whippy. The ice cream man took one look at my funny walk and thought I was suffering from a hernia. It's also given me a sweat rash in all my folds of skin. Sorry to complain as I am sure the rest of you are enjoying the sun but me and my sweaty bingo wings just cannot take it any more. Thank you in advance.
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On 19 Jul 2016 at 10:41pm Gvnmt wrote:
Dont worry sweaty bingo wings lady. We are constructing a giant net as we speak and we aim to hang the net from a helicopter, capture some white fluffy clouds full of rain then transport them back to the uk.
Should arrive by thursday. Have you tried a cold wet flannel applied to your flappy folds in the meantime?
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On 20 Jul 2016 at 10:21am Jester wrote:
How about loosing weight by a better diet and exersicise salad dodger? The heat is good for the tubs as sweating is good for weight loss. Don't moan it'll do you a favour. Or 20 mins a day on a treadmill!


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