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On 23 Aug 2011 at 11:35am Boris wrote:
I just spotted The Libyan tyrant " Mad Dog " Gaddafi buying some Stillton in Cheese Please.
I asked him where he was staying and he rather aggressively informed me that he was being put up by " Mad Dog " Murrey from the Green Party who had every sympathy with his situation as she felt that the Libyan crisis was completely down to British bankers.
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On 23 Aug 2011 at 7:02pm Ken wrote:
Yes, I bumped into him in Argos and he told me that he's planning a development on the Phoenix industrial estate that wlil include a cinema and 'something for young people' to do.
On 25 Aug 2011 at 2:32pm Taff wrote:
I am sure I saw him working in a chippee, with Elvis.
On 25 Aug 2011 at 9:08pm Annette Curtin-Twitcher wrote:
I saw him yesterday, disguised as a traffic warden.
On 25 Aug 2011 at 9:51pm Tip wrote:
Mad dogs and traffic wardens- never look them in the eyes.
On 26 Aug 2011 at 8:24am Shardlake wrote:
Nonsense! Everyone knows full well that he's seriously considering applying for that full time assistant job in Forfars. He saw the ad in the window after eating a ridiculously expensive breakfast in Bills.
On 26 Aug 2011 at 8:29am me wrote:
Gaddafis Sausage rolls are indeed a sensation in the middle east.
On 26 Aug 2011 at 8:30am Ken wrote:
If he gets the Forfars job perhaps he'll do something about that vile smell of sour cheese that they pump out into Railway Lane all day.
On 26 Aug 2011 at 8:39am Shardlake wrote:
Bills. 2 small bags of strawberry chocolate buttons (for a friend who's making a wedding cake) - £7.90!! FFS! And, yet, the place is always busy. How do people afford it? And Gadaffi MAY be interested in the part-time job in the shoe-shop next to Cheese Please.
On 26 Aug 2011 at 10:24am Ken wrote:
Shardlake - the people in Bill's are one-off tourists who don't know any better. Since it's become part of a chain the prices have shot up, the portions have shrivelled and the poor little wretches working there have become more frazzled.
On 26 Aug 2011 at 11:07am Deelite wrote:
Aha, else gets annoyed by the cheesy smell form Forfars. It's very off-putting but Forfars say that the cheesy sticks are very popular. Oh for the smell of freshly baked bread on Cliffe High Street.
On 26 Aug 2011 at 11:36am 'ere be monsters wrote:
I love their cheese straws, but freshly baked bread is hard to beat.
On 26 Aug 2011 at 4:25pm logandog wrote:
what are you people trying to tell me 'Fresh' (forfars) sells bread. I thought they just sold crap sandwiches.
On 27 Aug 2011 at 9:40pm Peter Von Byron wrote:
Irish Soda Farls and Soda Currant bread, warm, freshly baked with a soft boiled egg, try and beat that. Waitrose sell the best, do try. Peter.
On 31 Aug 2011 at 4:46pm Brixtonbelle wrote:
As a dfl I am of course knitting my own bread with Mrs Twine
On 1 Sep 2011 at 8:10am Mrs Twine wrote:
And I have to tell you in confidence, dears, that her progress is disappointing so far. I can't get a rise out of her, though I advise her to put the dough on the computer, which is full of hot air.
I have arranged for Kate Adie to seek out Gaddaffi. No problem; it will be like a rabbit faced with a cobra.

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