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Friday "jokes" night!
 
 
On 3 Apr 2009 at 7:53pm Northern bigot wrote:
The school amateur dramatics society were meeting to discuss their forthcoming Shakespeare production later that week.. The subject of costumes was brought up by the drama teacher " All those boys in the play wearing tights will be required to wear a codpiece he announced. A concerned young man interrupted "Even those with small parts sir?"
 
 
On 3 Apr 2009 at 9:35pm Pearlie wrote:
Woman goes to a hair salon in Newcastle.
"What can ah dee f' yee pet"? asks the hairdresser.
"I'd like a perm, please" comes the reply.
"Nee botha" says the hairdresser "Ah wandered lernley as a cloud..."
For southern softies, translating service available for a fee.
 
 
On 4 Apr 2009 at 12:16am Smiler wrote:
LOL
 
 
On 4 Apr 2009 at 8:40am jack dee wrote:
10 words, a semi colon, a full stop, were all found guilty at the old bailey last week, the sould be sentenced next tuesday,


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