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On 27 Nov 2009 at 7:50am Dimitri wrote:
To mark a rainy week and pending christmas..
There was a russian man named Rudolph, a high ranking member of the KGB. One evening Rudolph and his wife, were walking along, and it began to snow.
"My, my, look at the lovely snow," said his wife.
"No, that is not snow, that is rain!" replied Rudolph.
"No, no, no, this is snow," she said.
"Look, there is a palace guard, we will ask him."
Rudolph went to the palace guard and said, "is it raining or snowing?"
The guard was no dummy, so he said "what do YOU think it is doing, Rudolph?"
Rudolph replied, "raining."
The guard said "yes comrade, I was going to say raining, also!"
So Rudolph and his wife went walking off. The guard could just barely hear the KGB official say: "Rudolph, the Red, knows rain, dear."
 
 
On 27 Nov 2009 at 8:10am DFE wrote:
my joke of the day is this town
 
 
On 27 Nov 2009 at 9:55am Shaymus wrote:
Mohammed entered his classroom.
What is your name? asked the teacher.
Mohammed.... answered the kid.
We are in Australia and there is no Mohammed.
From now on your name will be Bruce, replied the teacher.
In the evening, Mohammed returned home.
How was your day, Mohammed? asked his mother.
My name is not 'Mohammed'. I am an Australian and now my name is 'Bruce'.
Ah, are you ashamed of your name, are you trying to disown your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you. and she beat him.
Then she called his father and he too beat him savagely.
The next day Mohammed returned to school.
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked:
What happened to you little Bruce?
Well Miss, you wouldn't believe it, just two hours after becoming Australian, I was attacked by two f*$;;ng Arabs!....
 
 
On 27 Nov 2009 at 9:56am Jack In A Box wrote:
Did you hear the one about the dyslexic man who walked into a bra?
 
 
On 27 Nov 2009 at 12:36pm Toque wrote:
What's the best cheese for disguising a horse?

Mascarpone.
 
 
On 27 Nov 2009 at 1:58pm Tom wrote:
What do fat birds and mopeds have in common?
They are both fun to ride....... until your mates find out!
 
 
On 27 Nov 2009 at 2:08pm DFS wrote:
I just love this town...it is cultured, full of history, beautiful buildings, great people and lovely countryside.
 
 
On 28 Nov 2009 at 10:35am 40 something wrote:
I was once given an advent calendar by 2 Jahova's Witnesses and when I opened the door for 1st December, there were the two of them standing there.
 
 
On 28 Nov 2009 at 7:00pm Chav wrote:
Jordan was driving along and when she looked in the mirror she saw a nasty accident. It was Harvey. lol


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