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On 24 Oct 2008 at 4:45pm Anne Chovie wrote:
Sorry to carp on about it I know its a load of pollocks but I just thought I'd post for the halibut
On 24 Oct 2008 at 5:14pm Anne Chovie (the original) wrote:
User name already in use I'm afraid, but I'll let you borrow it !
On 24 Oct 2008 at 7:36pm Jack the Flipper (not) wrote:
Now reaching middle-age, reaching minnowpause, a good many folks think Im mentally eel. My theory though is that Ive haddock with life, not unlike Salmon Rushdie or Marlin Brando. Mahi oh mahi. Since Ive always marched to a different drummer, you know, or sang like Tuna Turner. I live down on squid roe. and been a shad bit egocentric, people have tried desperately to save my sole. Holy mackerel, if I could count the times. Those bassturds. They just perch up on their high seahorse and talk down to me as if Im pond scum. So whats it all about, Algae? So you feel Im shellfish and cruel but read between the line, swivel, and hook.
For awhile I tried corporate America and I played a rather decent upwardly-mobile guppy. I made a great deal of money but always felt crappie. You may grunter at my humor but who are you to judge? Take your fathead elsewhere. Im not just another John Dory writer, you know.
So soon, I was swimming with the sharks and swam back to shore. Nay, I was no angelfish, that is for sure, but I was sturdy as a rockfish. Like other baby boomer, I was striving to be an upwardly mobile guppy. I am certain a lot of my problems is that I listened to too many rock bands in my youth and dont follow direction well due to my being hard of herring. I do have faith; Im not one of those agnostic fish-types who ponders if Cod even exists up way up in the heavens.
More than once, in fact lox of times, I would start a project early in the yearling, and never finish it. This only served to bait the public into calling me a sucker(fish) or even worse!! I can stand the heat. Nobody can lure me unless I let them. I know how to take care of myself. I left home at age 15 and was an urchin ever since. The streets are hard for a fighting fish but I made it after all. Many times I was on the bream of success and blew it just like any blowfish would do. One time I even trout for major league football (no kidding) during the USA league. They laughed me off the field treating me in a clownfish manner. I didnt like it at all.
There are plenty of fish in the sea. If one does not want to know me is thats their net loss. Its my own fish philosophy; well I actually plagiarized it from decarp I swim therefore I am wet. And to them I simply say Caviar Emptor, and yes, even Carp Diem (as obvious a fish pun as it may bebut I digress into deeper waters). But in my own way, the world is my oyster and nobody can take that away from me. I continue to have a porpoise in life and really, isnt that what counts? I could have turned out evil like Jack The Flipper but noo. I became an outstanding citizen nevertheless. They will never make me walk the plankton. Some of my story may be sardinonic but that is the way it goes. It helps me cope through the rough seas. If they think Im some kind of shrimpleton, they are just being crabby in my humble opinion.
And so the world evolves. And I will think of a new philosophy as soon as I have time to mullet over. But I will. Because Im the reel thing more real to my mom than Maggie was to ROD Stewart. You can count on that. I may fail a lot but when I throw a strike, no catfish hunter has a thing on me. So when I change no neon tetra light is going to go off. It will be a gradual thing. And Im not sea lion either. I am truthful; hook line and thinker. This is no moray-eel issue. Its simply another bottom-feeder situation.
Footnote: No aquatic creatures were injured and killed during the writing of this article; at least not on porpoise.

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