On 8 Dec 2017 at 5:35pm 1962 wrote:
Had a love affair with Nina in the back of my cortina, a seasoned up Hyena could not have been more obscener !
Courtesy of Ian Dury.
What's yours ?
On 8 Dec 2017 at 5:44pm Munford and Son wrote:
"I do declare I took some comfort there" - and I'm not talking about the Lewes Forum.
On 8 Dec 2017 at 5:51pm Sussex Jim wrote:
Mungo Jerry; "In the summertime", 1970. Just passed my driving test, and allowed to borrow my dad's split-screen camper.
The lyrics, on a summer evening on the downs- "If her daddy's poor, just do as you feel"....
On 8 Dec 2017 at 6:44pm Fatherted wrote:
Too young to hold on and too old to break free and run
On 8 Dec 2017 at 7:12pm Theallknowinghead wrote:
I'm not a puppet or a stone age man. Just a mortal with pretensions of a superman I am living on. One David Jones b 1947 d 2015 excerpt from hunky dory
On 8 Dec 2017 at 7:24pm Fifi wrote:
There are so many it's hard to choose one !
On 8 Dec 2017 at 7:28pm MG wrote:
There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in.
On 8 Dec 2017 at 8:02pm TheGardener wrote:
I’ve seen the needle and the damage done, a little part of it in everyone.
But every junkies like a setting sun.
On 8 Dec 2017 at 8:31pm Nena wrote:
You and I in a little toy shop
Buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got
On 8 Dec 2017 at 8:47pm Bod wrote:
I never made the first team, I just made the first team laugh
She would never come to the phone, she was always in the bath
On 8 Dec 2017 at 8:55pm Neil wrote:
Take the National Express when your life's in a mess
It'll make you smile
All human life is here
From the feeble old dear to the screaming child
From the student who knows that to have one of those
Would be suicide
To the family man
Manhandling the pram with paternal pride
And everybody sings "ba ba ba da..."
We're going where the air is free
On the National Express there's a jolly hostess
Selling crisps and tea
She'll provide you with drinks and theatrical winks
For a sky-high fee
Mini-Skirts were in style when she danced down the aisle
Back in '63 (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
But it's hard to get by when your arse is the size
Of a small country
And everybody sings "ba ba ba da..."
We're going where the air is free
Tomorrow belongs to me
When you're sad and feeling blue
With nothing better to do
Don't just sit there feeling stressed
Take a trip on the National Express
On 8 Dec 2017 at 9:10pm Laughing Leonard wrote:
"And when he knew for certain only drowning men could see him, he said 'all men shall be sailors then until the sea shall free them'.
RIP Leonard Cohen
On 8 Dec 2017 at 10:00pm Early Doors wrote:
This Is The End.........best first line ever written.
On 8 Dec 2017 at 10:06pm Dark side wrote:
All that you touch
All that you see
All that you taste
All you feel.
All that you love
All that you hate
All you distrust
All you save.
All that you give
All that you deal
All that you buy,
beg, borrow or steal.
All you create
All you destroy
All that you do
All that you say.
All that you eat
And everyone you meet
All that you slight
And everyone you fight.
All that is now
All that is gone
All that's to come
and everything under
the sun is in tune
but the sun
is eclipsed by the moon.
On 8 Dec 2017 at 11:08pm Horseman7 wrote:
You saw the whole of the moon.
On 8 Dec 2017 at 11:44pm endoftheouse wrote:
"You cheap lousy faggot"
On 9 Dec 2017 at 7:14am Mark wrote:
I've seen pyjamas side by side.
Lady's nighties I have spied.
And I've seen what goes inside
When I'm cleaning windows.
On 9 Dec 2017 at 11:21am Irish Mutter wrote:
There is no dark side of the moon .........as a matter of fact it's all dark.
On 10 Dec 2017 at 1:36pm Bonfire Twerp wrote:
God save our gracious Queen!
Long live our noble Queen!
God save the Queen!
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us,
God save the Queen.
On 11 Dec 2017 at 12:26am Leonard fan wrote:
Nice to see some Leonard fans on here. Hello, friends.
On 11 Dec 2017 at 8:25am Brian wrote:
She had the face of an angel smiling with sin
And a body of Venus with arms
On 11 Dec 2017 at 9:14am David Davies wrote:
Warning lights are flashing down at Quality Control
Somebody threw a spanner and they threw him in the hole
There's rumors in the loading bay and anger in the town
Somebody blew the whistle and the walls came down
There's a meeting in the boardroom they're trying to trace the smell
There's leaking in the washroom there's a sneak in personnel
Somewhere in the corridors someone was heard to sneeze
'goodness me could this be Industrial Disease?
The caretaker was crucified for sleeping at his post
They're refusing to be pacified it's him they blame the most
The watchdog's got rabies the foreman's got fleas
And everyone's concerned about Industrial Disease
There's panic on the switchboard tongues are ties in knots
Some come out in sympathy some come out in spots
Some blame the management some the employees
And everybody knows it's the Industrial Disease
The work force is disgusted downs tools and walks
Innocence is injured experience just talks
Everyone seeks damages and everyone agrees
That these are 'classic symptoms of a monetary squeeze'
On ITV and BBC they talk about the curse
Philosophy is useless theology is worse
History boils over there's an economics freeze
Sociologists invent words that mean 'Industrial Disease'
Doctor Parkinson declared 'I'm not surprised to see you here
You've got smokers cough from smoking, brewer's droop from drinking beer
I don't know how you came to get the Betty Davis knees
But worst of all young man you've got Industrial Disease'
He wrote me a prescription he said 'you are depressed
But I'm glad you came to see me to get this off your chest
Come back and see me later - next patient please
Send in another victim of Industrial Disease'
I go down to Speaker's Corner I'm thunderstruck
They got free speech, tourists, police in trucks
Two men say they're Jesus one of them must be wrong
There's a protest singer singing a protest song - he says
'they wanna have a war to keep us on our knees
They wanna have a war to keep their factories
They wanna have a war to stop us buying Japanese
They wanna have a war to stop Industrial Disease
They're pointing out the enemy to keep you deaf and blind
They wanna sap your energy incarcerate your mind
They give you Rule Brittania, gassy beer, page three
Two weeks in Espana and Sunday striptease'
Meanwhile the first Jesus says 'I'd cure it soon
Abolish monday mornings and friday afternoons'
The other one's on a hunger strike he's dying by degrees
How come Jesus gets Industrial Disease