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FRIDAY JOKE THREAD (Political Incorrect, The)

 
 
On 11 Sep 2009 at 1:23pm S. Crabble wrote:

Did You Know :

That the words 'race car' spelled backward says 'race car'?

That 'eat' is the only word that if you take the 1st letter and move it to the last, it spells its past tense 'ate'?

And..

Have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants", and add just a few more letters,

it spells :


"F*** off and go home you free-loading, benefit grabbing, kid producing, violent, non-English speaking ****hols and take those hairy faced, sandal wearing, b*mb making, goat f***ing, smelly r@g head b@stards with you."

How weird is that?
 
 
On 11 Sep 2009 at 1:37pm Ana Tomy wrote:

Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minded.
 
 
On 11 Sep 2009 at 2:23pm Offensive but funny. wrote:
Next time you're having sex with a cow try sticking your cock up its nose.
That way you can get your balls licked as well.
I'll get me coat and expect this to be removed forthwith....
 
 
On 11 Sep 2009 at 5:52pm Keeley wrote:
S Crabble I am shocked (but laughing)
 
 
On 11 Sep 2009 at 6:09pm TDA wrote:
I'm just shocked.
 
 
On 11 Sep 2009 at 6:21pm Lassie wrote:
I had that joke texted to me the other day it made me chuckle a bit but I wouldn't pass it on to anyone lol
 
 
On 11 Sep 2009 at 6:35pm oof wrote:
How come when your wife's pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy and say congratulations. But none of them rub your cock and say well done.
***
I was in a pub the other night, when I realised I needed to fart. The music was really loud, so I decided to time my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I felt better. I necked my pint, ready to leave, when I realised that everyone was staring at me.
I'll never use an ipod again.
 
 
On 11 Sep 2009 at 6:49pm Spongebob wrote:
S. Crabble.....that last one was superb
 
 
On 11 Sep 2009 at 7:38pm Chuck wrote:
Tee hee. Glad I read this before some PC moron complains to the Webmaster and he has to remove it.
 
 
On 11 Sep 2009 at 9:20pm Catweasle wrote:
Worzel Gummidge has just won the Nobel Prize,he was out standing in his field!
 
 
On 11 Sep 2009 at 9:36pm Northern Bigot wrote:
Seamus Flanagan is in prison for something he didnt do!
He didnt wear gloves!
Paddy is at a party, and there is a band playing popular tunes of yester year. He asks the band leader if he can make a request, the band leader agrees. Paddy asks them to play "Thats what you are" The band look puzzled and tell him they have never heard of it. "Call yourself a band" Paddy fumes "everybody knows it". The band leader mystified says "How does it go?" Paddy clears his throat then warbles "Unforgettable thats what you are!"
 
 
On 12 Sep 2009 at 10:46am Mr Bone wrote:
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
None
 
 
On 12 Sep 2009 at 8:20pm pc not pc wrote:
A p*key girl says to her mum on her weddingnight, "what will happen tonight mum"? Mum replies"your new husband will put his prize treasure in the place that you pee,the daughter looks confused and says, " why will he put his tarmac rake in the sink"?.........
 
 
On 12 Sep 2009 at 11:54pm Mrs E Nob wrote:
What do ferraro Roche and David Beckham have in common?
They both come in a posh box!
 
 
On 14 Sep 2009 at 1:23pm Roly Mo wrote:
A rabbit goes into a pub and asks for a pint of lager and a cheese and ham toastie. The landlord says "are you sure about the pint, you are very small to be drinking that much". The rabbit says he will be ok, and an hour later goes back to the bar and says "can I have a pint of lager and a cheese and onion toastie". The landlord says "i don't think you should be drinking that much, are you sure?" The rabbit insists he will be ok. An hour later the rabbit goes back to the bar and asks for a pint of lager and a cheese and mushroom toastie. The landlord is still a bit wary of giving the bunny too much alchohol but reluctantly serves him. A short while later the landlord came across the rabbit chucking up in the car park. He says to the rabbit "See, I warned you about having too much lager". The rabbit replied "It wasn't the lager, it was the mix o' me toasties."
Boom boom.
 
 
On 14 Sep 2009 at 1:34pm Spongebob wrote:
You've got this thing about being cruel to Rabbits ain't thee ?
 
 
On 15 Sep 2009 at 10:48pm Liz Windsor wrote:
some jokes on here are funny, some aren't. what is funny is the way that ignorant racist fxxkwits feel the need to announce that they like the crap racist jokes. Ah, bless 'em. My husbanbd phillip was born in Corfu. I think we should send him backm, with his sponging children, one of whom wished he was a tampon up hbis mistresses howsyerfather, while another one got fined for her dangerous biting dog. Bloody troublemakers.
 
 
On 15 Sep 2009 at 11:39pm me wrote:
Erm..................... Surely you should be called Mrs Brady the old Lady with a rant like that
 
 
On 16 Sep 2009 at 7:37pm Northern Bigot wrote:
What have the Royals got to do with the joke thread? Why for no reason did you decide to discuss them? Yes they have their faults, although they have never left anybody to die in a car, reported it the following morning and then incredibly avoided any penalty for it. Why have i brought the Kennedys into this thread?


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