On 21 Jul 2010 at 4:09pm Annette Curtin-Twitcher wrote:
I heard on R4 this afternoon that Lewes police are trying to find a guy who has taken pictures of his tackle, printed them on A3 and A4 paper, and stuck the posters up around the town. Needless to say, I had a good snigger and wondered if this was really a good use of police resources (they're having the posters fingerprinted, apparently).
Why can't they just reproduce the pics in the Sussex Express and see if anyone can identify him? 
On 21 Jul 2010 at 4:14pm Pervy Pete wrote:
Not guilty. I would need A2 size paper
On 21 Jul 2010 at 4:50pm Cheeky wrote:
Oh come on-poor guy is hardly gonna take pics of himself and put round town is he? Has to be someones idea of a joke. Like to check them out tho!!!!
On 21 Jul 2010 at 4:55pm Annette Curtin-Twitcher wrote:
Yes, I think it's rather mean that they're being taken down before we've all had the chance of a chuckle. I think it's funny, tbh, especially as some people seem to be a bit aerated about it all.
If anyone knows the location of any still on display, do share!
On 21 Jul 2010 at 5:05pm Toque wrote:
Maybe the male population of Lewes have to have a trousers down line-up like on the Porkies film.
Apparently some of the posters carry the byline "fees set to rise later this year", which taken together with the fact that the Lib Dems are/were opposed to student fees, and the fact that the pictured todger had a yellow ribbon tied around it, leads me to believe that we may be looking for a Liberal Democrat. Maybe the fuzz ought to be checking Norman Baker's office!
On 21 Jul 2010 at 5:14pm Clifford wrote:
Funny how quickly the police are on to this while they have still done nothing about the man who put out leaflets saying 'Vote for me - I'm the only one who can keep the Tories out' and then, once elected, became a minister in a Tory government. Justice, pah!
On 21 Jul 2010 at 6:01pm ivor biggun wrote:
Not me, I would've needed a roll of wallpaper !!!
On 21 Jul 2010 at 10:57pm brixtonbelle wrote:
the good name of the town is besmirched forever. i reckon it's a mason. that's why the police are onto it so quickly. i wonder how they are going to carry out an investigation and what will the offender be charged with ? offending public decency or vandalism ???
On 21 Jul 2010 at 11:54pm Down and Out wrote:
Saw one of these in The Paddock on the weekend.
He's a Roundhead, not a Cavalier, if that helps. As it goes, I would have assumed it was a porn pic nicked off the web rather than a self-portrait, but I wouldn't claim to be an expert in these matters. 
On 22 Jul 2010 at 7:37am Annette Curtin-Twitcher wrote:
I was wondering about the offence, BB. I think you have to actually expose yourself in the flesh for it to be indecent exposure, and I couldn't really think what else he's done wrong, tbh. They never seem to prosecute anyone for sticking up flyers.
Mind you, if you were a magistrate and this guy was in your court, you'd let him off lightly because of the merriment factor, wouldn't you?
On 22 Jul 2010 at 9:14am AKane wrote:
Just read about it in the metro paper, police quote 'From what we've seen, if this is a self-portrait, the artist won't be in a hurry to be identified'. Brilliant! I want to see one now! I love living in Lewes, what fun!
On 22 Jul 2010 at 9:36am up and coming wrote:
Because of the sudden increase in c@cks everywhere?
On 22 Jul 2010 at 10:52am DrTrickCyclist wrote:
I wonder if he was tempted to use the enlarger?
On 22 Jul 2010 at 11:11am brixtonbelle wrote:
or maybe it's public art !
On 22 Jul 2010 at 12:03pm me wrote:
None of the above, it's just Bo**ocks 
On 22 Jul 2010 at 1:09pm LewesLawyer wrote:
It'll never stand up in court...
...I'll get me coat
On 22 Jul 2010 at 5:14pm Julia Squeezer wrote:
Not many men have access to ribbon. Could this man be a morris dancer? Perhaps LewesLawyer can tell us whether prosecution could put an end to his bell.
On 22 Jul 2010 at 8:25pm Julia Squeezer wrote:
On second thoughts Down and Out's observation that the chap is a Roundhead rules out the Morris dancer theory, as I'm told you have to be a complete p***k to be one of those.
On 23 Jul 2010 at 9:51am 'ere be monsters wrote:
It's all a hoax, a complete phallusy.
On 23 Jul 2010 at 9:59am Nutjob wrote:
sounds like sombody cocked up!
On 23 Jul 2010 at 12:22pm jrsussex wrote:
The police are expacted to knob-ble him very soon
On 23 Jul 2010 at 12:48pm Geez wrote:
He should be handed a stiff and lengthy sentence for this pubic, sorry public offence
On 23 Jul 2010 at 2:50pm Brixtonbelle wrote:
I bet he gets sent to a penistentiary
On 23 Jul 2010 at 6:12pm Old cynic wrote:
Willy or won't he get caught?