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On 15 Aug 2013 at 11:03pm Terminal wrote:
I won the Lottery last night.
I haven't told the wife yet, I can't use my phone on the plane.
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On 16 Aug 2013 at 12:16pm Tommy Cooper wrote:
An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at! Just like that!
 
 
On 17 Aug 2013 at 2:30pm LinkStar wrote:
Speaking of Wifes and families, I remeber the first sexual encounter with my mrs very well, she said to me 'will you respect me after sex?' I replied 'dunno love, i'll be in a taxi'
 
 
On 17 Aug 2013 at 3:21pm Tommy Cooper wrote:
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
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On 17 Aug 2013 at 3:23pm Tommy Cooper wrote:
Up in the attic earlier with the wife. Old, cold, full of cobwebs, but she's good to the kids.


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