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On 27 Jul 2009 at 8:34pm Pie-eyed wrote:

What is the worst thing or funniest thing you have ever done when you are drunk???

On 27 Jul 2009 at 9:00pm fruitfly wrote:

gone to work!

On 27 Jul 2009 at 9:08pm Black Ratter. wrote:

My ex,bless him,would say, 'I have to go to the laundrette...'

On 27 Jul 2009 at 9:52pm Northern Bigot wrote:

You may recall the headline "Man found not guilty of raping 20 stone virgin"

On 27 Jul 2009 at 10:20pm Naughty girl wrote:

Driven my car home :|

On 27 Jul 2009 at 10:43pm Annette Curtin-Twitcher wrote:

At my old house, I had awful trouble getting my front door open when I went home pissed one night. After much struggling, the door flew open and I fell in, flat on my face on the hall floor.
I lay there for ages wondering why the carpet looked so unfamiliar. I was in the house next door but one to mine.

On 27 Jul 2009 at 11:01pm Healthy Appetite wrote:

I ate crumpets that were so mouldy they had grown a layer of hairy green mould on them - I was convinced I had put stilton on them - until I found four slices of stilton on the worksurface the following morning...

On 28 Jul 2009 at 12:02am Dave wrote:

Urinated in my parents wardrobe while they slept.

On 28 Jul 2009 at 12:06am Black Ratter wrote:

My ex urinated in my knicker drawer...And in the wardrobe...And in the hall....
And in my boots.Bless him. AArrgghh!!!!

On 28 Jul 2009 at 12:09am Dave wrote:

Is that why he's your ex?

On 28 Jul 2009 at 8:22am Sashimi wrote:

Some things are best forgotten

On 28 Jul 2009 at 11:52am jonnyboy wrote:

Couldn't work out why one of my cowboy boots was much darker than the other. It was full to the brim with urine. Drinking pints of Pernod probably wasn't the wisest way to celebrate my 21st.

On 28 Jul 2009 at 12:29pm Sashimi wrote:

... and some things will never be forgiven

On 28 Jul 2009 at 12:52pm Black Ratter. wrote:

When I first met my ex (ex as in now dead) He ordered a Guinness with 2 shots of pernod.I thought it was classy.I had a port and lemon,cos my Gran said it was a ladies drink...

On 28 Jul 2009 at 1:09pm Taff wrote:

I snapped a finger off. Didnt feel a bloody thing though.

On 29 Jul 2009 at 9:35am TimDog wrote:

Attempted suicide

On 29 Jul 2009 at 9:44am Pie-eyed wrote:

Timdog.....that is not such a good idea

On 29 Jul 2009 at 5:51pm Keeley wrote:

Tried to pick up a HUGE house spider from my then boyfriend's garage roof. That shows how incredibly hammered I was, as I'm terrified of spiders. I think I wanted to teach it tricks for some reason....

On 30 Jul 2009 at 8:57am cat lover wrote:

I have had several bad moments, including trying to get into my old house having forgotten I had moved. Talked to cats for some time thinking I was talking to a human, the list goes on........