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On 14 Aug 2014 at 8:29pm Lewes Night Riders wrote:
Peculiar thing the other night. My wife and I were woken at around 1 o'clock in the morning to the sound of what I can only describe as rowdy, drunken yobs who were lingering on the road outside like a wet fart. After having opened our bedroom window and respectfully asking the group to move on (to which I received a hurl of abuse and a beer bottle narrowly missing one of our front windows) I went outside to confront them. Yob #1, who I presumed was the alpha yob of the clan did not seem to be capable of reasoning and instead hurled abuse in my face. Realising there was no other option but to call the police, I turned back to the house before noticing an array of lights coming closer down the road. Seven masked vigilantes on bikes raced onto the scene and strategically placed themselves around the group, closing in around them in an organised manner. When the yobs attempted to resist the faceless cyclists, they were promptly pepper sprayed and restrained. The yobs were then forced to apologise, which they did, reluctantly. Justice! When the yobs had left the scene I thanked anonymous vigilantes and asked them who they were to which one of them replied - "we are the night riders." They swiftly cycled off down the road, leaving me outside the font of the house with a sense of total bemusement. Is this the answer Lewes has been waiting for? Our very own superheroes? Well, perhaps that's a tad hyperbolic, but I say good luck to them! It's about time someone took the trash out!
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On 14 Aug 2014 at 9:01pm Ed wrote:
which road do you live on?? was this on Tuesday 12th? I saw a group of about 7 masked cyclists pelting it down prince Edwards that night at around midnight. very strange if you ask me but hey makes lewes a bit more interesting
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On 14 Aug 2014 at 9:24pm Doubting Thomas wrote:
Dave. Were you pissed or on the same stuff Norm MP is taking?
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On 14 Aug 2014 at 10:59pm Kitt wrote:
Yes!

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On 15 Aug 2014 at 3:54pm chillie123 wrote:
Jacanory!
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On 15 Aug 2014 at 5:05pm Dave the Brave wrote:
@Doubting Thomas, I know it sounds implausible but I can assure you it is very much true.. and I haven't smoked pot since I seventeen (a long time ago)
 
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On 15 Aug 2014 at 6:09pm Clifford wrote:
Vigilantes? Perhaps we can have gangs of them fighting it out in the streets of Lewes. That should do the town's reputation good.
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On 15 Aug 2014 at 6:18pm Chillie123 wrote:
I think you will find that pepper spray is illigal in the UK.
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On 15 Aug 2014 at 8:05pm Red Yellow Green wrote:
Veggie lanties more like - on their way to an overnight Pilates party . Who in their right mind would cycle round Lewes @ past midnight - and do they have psychic powers to home in on yobs who kinda linger like wet flatus FFS , Dave the doo lally more like.
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On 15 Aug 2014 at 8:34pm jeremy wrote:
I've noticed a group of masked cyclists in winterbourne before (not sure how many) I just assumed it was a new type of sport.. very peculiar indeed
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On 15 Aug 2014 at 9:39pm Bemused Rancher wrote:
Who was that masked man ?
 
 
On 16 Aug 2014 at 12:25pm Dave the Brave wrote:
Fellow Lewesians, mock and criticise all you like, I would be doing the same if I had not seen it with my own eyes. @Bemused Rancher - i couldn't tell you who he was (or any of them for that matter) as I'm as bemused as you are
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On 18 Aug 2014 at 8:58am Lottie wrote:
I've seen them to. They brought me back my lost pussy one night.
 
 
On 18 Aug 2014 at 1:24pm Town Flyer wrote:
Sounds brilliant if a tad implausible. .
Good luck to them. Although not sure how the rozzers will take to people doing the job they themselves should be doing.
 
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On 18 Aug 2014 at 1:49pm Tottie wrote:
That pussy was mine Lottie - you pussy pilferer
 
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On 19 Aug 2014 at 11:43am Kryan Berry wrote:
@Town Flyer - don't worry the Old Bill will never notice


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