On 27 Jul 2010 at 8:13am Roger McGough wrote:
DFLs are moving in from further afield: bumped into residential posh Scousers (yes an oxymoron) - 'Down From Liverpool' - Lewes will never be the same again.
On 27 Jul 2010 at 8:29am Deggsy wrote:
Asylum seekers probably.
On 27 Jul 2010 at 9:40am Stig of the dump wrote:
Thank god it won't be the same, it's like this town is stuck in the 1800's. Get rid of some of the inbred locals and start introducing some fresh stock.
On 27 Jul 2010 at 9:59am Hay Nonnie Mouse wrote:
God, not scousers. Fresh stock maybe but not scousers.
On 27 Jul 2010 at 2:03pm Old Cynic wrote:
Oi leave Scousers alone. If you moved to the 'Pool you would be made welcome - you misrerable, small town, small minded snobs!
On 27 Jul 2010 at 3:19pm curly hair & shell suits wrote:
Ay ay ay calm down, calm down
On 27 Jul 2010 at 4:28pm Brixtonbelle wrote:
How can you tell if a scouser is posh ?
On 27 Jul 2010 at 4:39pm Annette Curtin-Twitcher wrote:
They wear a suit, even on days when they're not due in court.
On 27 Jul 2010 at 4:50pm Old Cynic wrote:
Very witty
On 27 Jul 2010 at 4:53pm Brixtonbelle wrote:
What do you say to a Scouser with a job?
Big Mac please.
On 27 Jul 2010 at 6:03pm Rookie wrote:
I see Liverpool have signed two more foreign players.
One from Japan and one from Italy.
Nikamota and Robatelli. 
On 27 Jul 2010 at 6:26pm Hammers fan wrote:
Classic chant from the west Ham fans to the kop circa 2001.
"We've got Di Canio, You've got our stereo"
On 27 Jul 2010 at 6:35pm Scouser wrote:
I think people are afraid we might shag all the birds, properly
On 27 Jul 2010 at 8:13pm drone wrote:
85% of all scousers interviewed said they enjoyed having sex in the shower. The other 15% said they hadn't been to prison.
On 27 Jul 2010 at 10:59pm Chuck wrote:
Where are liverpudlians like Batman? They can't go out without Robin.
On 28 Jul 2010 at 6:50am drone wrote:
A Scouser goes into HMV & asks the assistant "Have you got anything by The Doors?" He says "Yeah. Two security guards & CCTV. So don't even think about it"
On 28 Jul 2010 at 8:44am Misery wrote:
Most confusing day in Liverpool: fathers day
On 28 Jul 2010 at 8:46am Sam Spam wrote:
I love the fact that this thread has confused the "targeted marketing" around the forum edge!...there's loads of Liverpool-related stuff at the moment...priceless
On 28 Jul 2010 at 10:47am 'ere be monsters wrote:
Scouser goes to the job centre and asks if there's a job. Bloke tells him he's in luck, a millionaire wants someone to chauffeur his 18 year old daughter and her girlfriends to all the clebrity parties they have to go to. £50k a year free use of the Bently and nice apartment. Are you takin' the p*ss he says, well you started it says the bloke!!
On 28 Jul 2010 at 1:16pm Get a life wrote:
Jesus, do people have nothing to do on this website then to make snooty comments on people who have moved into their town or whinge about petty things, I've only just come on this site to have a browse and I'm already bored..get a life, and fast...ciao
On 28 Jul 2010 at 1:53pm Old Cynic wrote:
God, you lot really crack me up.......pathetic b*stards
On 28 Jul 2010 at 7:07pm Brixtonbelle wrote:
don;t worry 'Get a life' - you'll get used to it. It's all in jest. DFL's from anywhere get a lot of stick (I know, I am one), but this site can be a good source of gossip and was especially lively during the general election for debate.
On 1 Aug 2010 at 1:14pm HNM wrote:
I used to work in a job where I had to deal with customers from all over Britain. The scousers made my life hell, always lying to try to get few quid. I had no opinions before I went into the job, but they showed themselves to be small minded, sly, underhand, deceitful and not at all amusing. This is based on experience, not small mindedness.
On 1 Aug 2010 at 9:31pm Brixtonbelle wrote:
I know quite a few scousers and none of them are like that.
Personal experience just proves personal prejudice and nothing else.
On 2 Aug 2010 at 3:05pm HNM wrote:
Even the ones I met and liked were liers. But I look forward to being proven wrong, and meeting scousers who are not like this.
On 4 Aug 2010 at 12:04pm Old Cynic wrote:
HNM - IMO going on to forums and making sweeping statements about ALL the inhabitants of a particular city isn't very smart - it's 'sly' and 'underhand'. Having opinions like this rather 'small minded' (and very bigoted too) and really not at all 'amusing' especially if you are from Liverpool or married to / living with a Scouser. In my experience people who make such comments are often 'liars' and I generally don't like people who tell lies and tht is based on 'experience'!
On 4 Aug 2010 at 7:56pm scandogirl wrote:
Being married to a Scouser, I've spent a lot of time with the lovely people of Liverpool and can safely say I've never come across a bunch so warm, friendly, welcoming and, best of all, self-depreciating. So my first point is: if the average Scouser read this thread, my guess is that they'd more than likely add a few cheeky remarks about themselves to what is essentially (the usual jokes aside) a load of bigoted drivel, rather than be drawn into a petty mudslinging session. My second point is this: Scousers are true grafters. So if whoever started this post had paused to think about whatever material trappings this particular DFL has that would suggest he or she is 'posh' (car, house, i-whatever), the poster might have thought about patting he or she on the back. Because maybe instead of being 'posh', it's due to pure hard graft that he or she has achieved what he or she has. In which case, lucky Lewes to have such a person, I say.