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On 26 Mar 2012 at 9:54pm Viviette Reynell wrote:
Article I have written for possible inclusion?
WILL I SURVIVE ?
As Richard III fell on Bosworth Field,
So, David Cameron seen riding in his Oxfordshire Constituency,
Contemplates his fate, tightens his reins, and cries,
"A horse, a horse, my country for a horse."
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On 26 Mar 2012 at 10:04pm Sativa wrote:
You sure it wasn't:
A hearse, a hearse, my country for a hearse?
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On 26 Mar 2012 at 11:06pm IMEYOU wrote:
And cast him to the flames on the Fifth !
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On 27 Mar 2012 at 8:29am myself wrote:
Rather just give him a good kicking, Least it will relieve some of the stress this tosser seems quite happy to dish out. Vive La Revolution
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On 27 Mar 2012 at 9:10am DFL wrote:
Nah, just burn 'im.
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On 27 Mar 2012 at 5:07pm bastian wrote:
No, I don't want him to recieve such short lived punishment..nothing short of enforced poverty for the rest of his life..
what would Camerons purgatory be I wonder?
a lack of bolly
deprivation of wife
or shut him into a streatham secondary school and tell the staff to leave.
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On 27 Mar 2012 at 5:44pm Dingo wrote:
I hear he provides a very nice supper at his private flate for £250,000 or so!
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On 28 Mar 2012 at 12:13am expat two wrote:
I wonder if Cameron will leave a legacy with more depth to it than having had the cushioniest face of any of the hypocrites and liars in parliament.
I doubt it, but how is it his face looks more cushioney than Fatty Soames' or Eric 'Pass The' Pickles'?
Like the tories themselves, it just doesn't make sense.
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On 28 Mar 2012 at 6:04pm Annette Curtin-Twitcher wrote:
I've never thought his face was cushiony, but it always looks unnaturally pink and shiny.
It doens't make my arm go funny like George Osborne's does though. Every time I see his sneering grin my arm flies up and makes an involuntary slapping motion.
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On 28 Mar 2012 at 6:44pm bastian wrote:
several of the present cabinate have eminently punchable faces, particularly osbourne and gove.
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On 28 Mar 2012 at 8:23pm Southover Queen wrote:
Yes, I'm hard pressed to single one out. I think it would probably be Gove, for that slick mouth, like two red slugs. But Cameron's shininess, with no discernible edges is a candidate as well (and I quite like cushiony).
 
 
On 7 Apr 2012 at 3:44pm Sussex Jim wrote:
David Cameron is doing the best he can, given that not enough of his party bothered to vote in last general election to secure a majority. The Liberals should be using their only opportunity in Government in living memory to help him sort out our near bankruptcy caused by the previous administration.(Socialism:that great 20th century experiment that ultimately failed)
Only every fifty years or so do we get great leaders like Churchill or Thatcher.
We may have lost our Empire; but we still rank about 7 in the world economies.
To quote Macmillan: "We've never had it so good"
Drink up your Harveys and enjoy life in Lewes!


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