You need to be seriously p*ssed to eat a doner. I used to love them, but one night my wife took a photo of me eating a doner with bits of meat and onions spilling down my shirt and when I saw the photo it made me realise how sordid the whole thing was.
Years later I discovered what they do to your insides and now I'm past the age where I can get away with eating crap, I haven't touched doners.
On the other hand, you can't beat a shish kebab from the Charcoal Grill - lovely stuff.
On the subject of kebab places, has anyone ever had one of those doughnut things? I've never fancied them, but I presume that some people must eat them.