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Burglers beware! from sussex police

On 21 Mar 2009 at 9:52am marshall smith wrote:
Message recived by neighbourhood watch.
Thought you would like to know that my staff have caught another 3 burglars. With the extra work we have been
putting into preventing burglaries and catching suspects my staff not only
caught them but also recovered all the property.
Clearly the victim is happy to get his property back and Samuel Bristow, Louise
Durell and Michael Harris, all from Newhaven have been charged and await court


Natalie Carron
District Commander
Good news.
"One day a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street".
Travis Bickle
On 21 Mar 2009 at 10:16am Squidward wrote:
We need some good old fashion policing back.....take them out the back and break their f***ing legs.
Burglars = filth
On 21 Mar 2009 at 11:54am Sam spam wrote:
Good news indeed.....and well done plod for a job well done!
On 21 Mar 2009 at 11:58am Rozzer wrote:
Well done our police. And as for Squidward - any decent copper would despise you. Your 'good old fashioned policing' sounds like something out of Nazi Germany.
On 21 Mar 2009 at 12:35pm Squidward wrote:
You obviously don'y know any "decent" coppers then do you mr Rozzer.
Another do-gooder, see you in Bills later on ok yar
On 21 Mar 2009 at 12:56pm Rozzer wrote:
So what you're saying Squidward is that decent coppers are thugs who take the law into their own hands? How do you tell the difference between them and criminals, apart from the uniform? Do you think there's any point in having a system of laws at all?
On 21 Mar 2009 at 3:51pm Squidward wrote:
because criminals like burglars and muggers are just not worth bothering about. Terminate them end of story.
On 21 Mar 2009 at 7:04pm Rozzer wrote:
What, you'd do it or you'd expect someone else to do it for you?
On 21 Mar 2009 at 7:06pm Squidward wrote:
Go away Rozzer...you're getting boring now
On 21 Mar 2009 at 7:50pm Rozzer wrote:
Not very good at discussion are you Squidward? Perhaps even you have realised how stupid what you said was.
On 21 Mar 2009 at 11:01pm Retired Archbishop wrote:
You have to laugh, i caught a scrote nicking from my car red-handed and effected a citizens arrest in hastings in January. Once searched he became a good nick as he was laden with drugs. He was sent to jail for 28 weeks. However, I am still waiting Sussex Police to give my phone back.
On 22 Mar 2009 at 6:15pm Rozzer wrote:
Archbishop - well done about getting the little sod and keeping him out of mischief for a few months. Of course, Squidward would have just broken his legs and the police would never had found out about the drugs.
On 22 Mar 2009 at 7:28pm Squidward wrote:
If you can't do the time, don't do the crime. having never broken in to anyones house or mugged an old lady, my legs would be intact. However, if i ever participated in such abhorent crimes, i'd at least know i would be punished rather than just given an ASBO.
Im all for vigilanres and absolute zero tolerance. You'd be amaized at how quickly the crime rate drops and those who continue to flout the law will not be worth worrying about.
However, all the time tree hugging do-gooders (rozzer) are around, we'll never get this and people will continue to get away with serious crimes.
On 23 Mar 2009 at 6:21pm Rozzer wrote:
Squidward says 'Im all for vigilanres...'
Sorry Squiddy, but if you did this you'd be flouting the law. But just so we end up agreeing - I'm against ASBOs and think the punishment should fit the crime - after a fairtrial.
On 23 Mar 2009 at 7:12pm Agony Aunt wrote:
Now now boys.... deep breath and relax

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