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Britains got talent

On 12 May 2012 at 10:03pm Sceptic wrote:
I despair, a dog won Britains got talent. What is this nation coming too. No doubt all the dog lovers will be training their little darlings.
On 12 May 2012 at 10:17pm Viewer wrote:
There actually seemed to be some talen on the programme this year. But the great British public would rather vote for a dog..... Still, it proves that we're a nation of dog lovers.
On 12 May 2012 at 10:36pm the old mayor wrote:
Don't you think Amanda Holden looked like she'd stepped right out of 'The House of Elliot' - and just as wooden !!
On 13 May 2012 at 5:58am Teacher wrote:
You can train any animal to do tricks if you are patient and have plenty of treats, but to vote it ahead of a young couple who sang opera so beautifully was just ridiculous. What next a whippet for prime minister. This country is certainly going to the dogs.
On 13 May 2012 at 10:45am Rookie wrote:
I didn't watch it but it does sound ridiculous. On the other hand it does make a change from singers and dancing groups winning. Personally I liked the magicians who didn't even make the final.
On 13 May 2012 at 3:40pm lemony snickett wrote:
Next year, an opera-singing dog. Woofiano Pavarotti, or Kiri te Canine-awa.
On 13 May 2012 at 4:52pm Evreka wrote:
Performing an opera by Dognizetti.
Or perhaps Wagner's great work: Die Walkies.
On 13 May 2012 at 6:28pm sceptic wrote:
Perhaps they could reach a compromise and get the couple to sing a composition by bache.
On 13 May 2012 at 7:21pm Evreka wrote:
I'd buy a ticket for "Turandog"
On 14 May 2012 at 8:13am DOG PIRATE wrote:
You're all barking!!
On 14 May 2012 at 9:16am jrsussex wrote:
I prefer to believe the matter is rigged, if not I despair of the British race given the very clear talent that was in the contect. Ask the question, would you pay to go to a theatre to watch a dog following a well practiced routine? I doubt many of us would, (possibly if the dog was peforming solo) or in fact four ladies swimming round in a large tank but even they made the last three.
On 14 May 2012 at 9:56am Lord Landport wrote:
Can't believe all you lot a moaning about the winners of probably the worst TV programme ever.
Bwahahahahaha.....you all need to get out on a saturday night !!!!!
On 14 May 2012 at 10:41am sceptic wrote:
I bet Lord Landport you have a cute little moggy and you are just jealous because it cant do twicky wicks. Never mind as long as you can get out on a Saturday night it will take your mind of your loser dog.
On 14 May 2012 at 10:48am Lord Pompous wrote:
Wow, what a bunch of snobby losers you lot are...
"Oh Tarquin, but they sang OPERA, so by default are more worthy than anyone else. How dare the British public vote for a dog act! It's simply unbelievable. The Queen should behead the pair in front of the crowd at the Royal Variety Performance."
I'd like to see any one of you train a dog to be as good at a routine as the one on BGT was. It must've taken hours to do it (and not just one routine either - three very different ones over the course of the competition).
On 14 May 2012 at 11:11am Dullard wrote:
I've got a snail that goes in circles
On 14 May 2012 at 11:39am someone else wrote:
I love the fact that the 'snobs' know so little about opera that they actually thought that couple were talented!
On 14 May 2012 at 11:58am sceptic wrote:
I didnt think it would be long before the Bitches put their oar in.
On 14 May 2012 at 1:53pm Clifford wrote:
Wasn't there a talent programme on TV years ago where the great cynical British public voted week after week for a man who made his muscles dance to music? I think people aren't as stupid as other people think.

Watch the video »
On 14 May 2012 at 1:54pm Lord Pompous wrote:
Errrmmm, what exactly have you been doing if not bitching?!
On 14 May 2012 at 3:06pm Sceptic wrote:
How dare you, how double dare you. Ha ha. Hows that for talent.
On 14 May 2012 at 3:09pm Brilliant wrote:
Brilliant, better than the dog act.
On 14 May 2012 at 4:30pm Cheeky Monkey wrote:
I spent Saturday evening giving my wife something to hang her towels on.
You should have seen me, I was bloody brilliant.
Now I'd pay money to see people doing that to each other on primetime TV.
Britains got talent, so many categories....
Best blow job, best cowgirl etc.
Maybe there could be a section for pets and owners.......
On 14 May 2012 at 8:19pm teacher wrote:
I bet you cant wait to see what reaction you get to your post Pervy. Now go to bed you have got school tomorrow.
On 15 May 2012 at 5:12pm Cheeky Monkey wrote:
You should give it a go teach, might relax you a bit.....
Joking I am!
Have you listened to Derek & Clive? Topless darts from Roehampton anyone?
On 15 May 2012 at 5:57pm well hello wrote:
Shame your married cheeky monkey sounds like saturday nights with you are fun

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