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Bless me father cos I have sinned...
 
 
On 24 Apr 2009 at 3:34pm Mother Teresa. wrote:
Long long time ago I used to clean someones' house every week.
She had no idea how to treat people and was always getting up folks noses...
After a particularly bad day I decided to give in my notice.
But not before I had hoovered up the solid contents of the overflowing cat litter tray....That was quite satisfying cos I knew she never emptied the hoover...
Any confessions you would like to share??
 
 
On 24 Apr 2009 at 9:33pm Reliable Plumber wrote:
I could write a book on what various tradesmen have got up to in difficult clients houses (not me, of course). P1ssing in the soap draw of the washing machine was a popular jape. So, next time you give the plumber a bollocking for not wiping his feet, you may end up washing your clothes in his urine.
 
 
On 24 Apr 2009 at 9:52pm harold wrote:
Never upset an upholsterer, you never know what you will be sitting on :|
 
 
On 25 Apr 2009 at 2:57pm Confessions of a.. wrote:

..once a little boy:
I'm sorry that I have 'spiced' my nan's boring chocolate cake with coriander seeds and watched with delight my (unliked) relatives faces.
 
 
On 26 Apr 2009 at 10:33pm Death wrote:
thats mean.


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