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Bits of red paper in my hedge

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On 6 Nov 2015 at 10:03am Peevesy wrote:
I was terribly upset to spot little bits of red paper and parts of fireworks in my hedge this morning. I thought the 'people' from the bonfire carnival were supposed to clear up thoroughly so that we reasonable citizens could resume our lives once more without being harassed by pops and bangs and stripy coves in bowler hats. Who is responsible? The stress on bonfire has given my cat hives.
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On 6 Nov 2015 at 10:04am Spicey T wrote:
I suggest you contact the council. They don't always take my bin bags!
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On 6 Nov 2015 at 10:11am Peevesy wrote:
Thank you, I tried contacting the Bonfire Council once before but had a terrible experience. I arrived early for my meeting and went to the loo, as I was sitting down I could here raised voices and moaning from beyond the wall. I explored the corridor adjacent to the toilet and traced the source of the noise to an ante room next to where my meeting was to take place. I climbed on a table and peered through the skylight into a room lit by candles with several figures in it. Then I saw the most terrifying thing
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On 6 Nov 2015 at 10:33am jennyb wrote:
what - what did you see?!!
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On 6 Nov 2015 at 10:44am loopy wrote:
Fat, middle aged men in stripey jumpers?
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On 6 Nov 2015 at 10:49am Peevesy wrote:
Something so peculiar and awful I don't know whether to go any further.
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On 6 Nov 2015 at 3:04pm astrid wrote:
Peevesley how very terrible that little insignificant red bits of paper are in your hedge however do you cope!!!!
every year red paper is left it goes away after a while and is not harmful.
people do a very good job picking up REAL rubbish that is harmful off the ground.


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On 6 Nov 2015 at 3:16pm Peevesy wrote:
Oh but it is harmful! You are wrong! It is a terrible thing . The red paper pieces are like the scurf from the head of the giant Marxist Communist demon of repressive mediocrity. I won't tolerate it. Why should I be forced to have fun? I am a true libertarian in the Lewesian tradition and refuse to be bullied into levity by the mob rule of imposters governing my concept of tradition. The Real Rubbish you refer to? Who is that? The public? The crowds of gawking Foreign students who belligerently challenge society members to defend the apparent burning of pontiffs or the glib celebratory DFL's showing their visiting pals just how 'crazy' the place gets once a year? To hell with it. Anyway, about this weird thing I saw......
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On 6 Nov 2015 at 3:24pm astrid wrote:
lol you are funny!!
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On 6 Nov 2015 at 5:34pm Rookie Ron wrote:
Please accept our apologises Peevesy. We've had a sudden influx of new members who we've since found out are 'outsiders' . They got their wires crossed regarding the 'fireworks through letter box, urinate in front garden ' tradition.
I guess you awoke to a wet door mat too.
You'll be glad to know we've obviously thrown them out. If you'd kindly forward your address I'll personally make sure half a dozen 'born & breds' pay you a visit next fifth
Alternatively if you can't wait that long I can arrange for the early hours of the following couple of Sunday's following at out meet
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On 6 Nov 2015 at 7:09pm actually laughing wrote:
What sort of person expects other people to keep their bush clean . Maybe you should keep it trimmed then you wouldn't get so much paper stuck in there ? I can recommend a man that can if you prefer to have a helping hand .
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On 6 Nov 2015 at 7:34pm Fairmeadow wrote:
Congratulations to these who put so much effort into making Lewes a magical place for one night each year, and also congratulations to the teams who work through the night to make the town neat and tidy again for The next morning.
Why on earth were all the schools today?
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On 6 Nov 2015 at 8:31pm Pardon. wrote:
Why were the schools what?
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On 6 Nov 2015 at 9:44pm Peevesy wrote:
Why indeed were the schools. Thanks Ron, I will have tea and biscuits ready for the born and breds next fifth but I will have to see birth certificates and they will have to be tested on local history before I let them in. Of course it would depend on which society they belonged to, I'm not prejudiced but I'd feel I'd still have to put paper down with some of them. I have tidied my bush myself Mr laughing thank you. Now about this weird thing
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On 7 Nov 2015 at 8:14am Oggy Oggy Oggy wrote:
The red paper is actualy green, very biodegradable be long gone before peevesey needs to get the trimmers out, now what about the old chrisp packets and pre 5p plastic bags stuck in the hedge, answers please on a postcard on Tescos or morrisons notice boards
 
 
On 9 Nov 2015 at 6:59pm Oi wrote:
Oi Oi
 
 
On 9 Nov 2015 at 7:23pm Rookie Ron wrote:
Sorry Peevesy birth certificates may be a bit of a stretch
I can forward thumb prints on the back of a Harper & Eade receipt from when it was in the Cliffe


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