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B.B.C admit that David Attenborough is a fake!

On 12 Dec 2011 at 6:25pm I.C. Waystes wrote:
The B.B.C has just released a statement in response to a sharp eyed viewer`s spotting a discarded ice hockey puck on supposed Antartic an ice flow, that the whole of the hugely admired" Frozen Planet" series was filmed in a Belgian Ice Rink!Futhermore scenes of David Attenborough shivering in a parka amidst icy scenes were filmed in a cosy studio Sheperd`s Bush and superimposed onto the background using C.G.I technology!A B.B.C spokesman said"We couldn`t possibly risk David`s health he`s getting on a bit you know and he`s considered something of a national treasure!A further statement is expected during the week to confirm that news reader Huw Edwards is in fact a cardboard cut out with articulated plastic mouth parts!
On 12 Dec 2011 at 6:55pm Fay K'posts wrote:
The Lewes Forum has just announced that it too does not in fact exist and is merely the product of the imaginations of those with too much time on their hands. The widespread nature of the delusion that it actually existed has been causing concern amongst no Lewes residents and anything which seemed to be posted which has any content at all is now proven to have emanated from a Spam boiler room in Russia. The local police have commented " is this a bacon sandwich before our eyes, and from it's toasted surrounds issueth not a dudgeon gouts of tomato sauce?"
On 12 Dec 2011 at 7:04pm Sceptic wrote:
Yes, I have always thought that 'whispering Dave's' nature documentaries bear as much resemblence to reality as BBC news bulletins ( ie. very little).
Why doesn't he and that other prize pair of Geriatrics, the Dimbleby brothers, shuffle off into the sunset and make way for the under 70s?
On 12 Dec 2011 at 7:24pm observer wrote:
They reckon that Jeremy Clarkson is not real in fact he was moulded from a dog turd and then animated. Very convincing until he opens his mouth.
On 12 Dec 2011 at 7:27pm Scooby Do wrote:
It's still convincing then
On 12 Dec 2011 at 10:20pm linda heyworth wrote:
I don't watch; long ago he lost my trust by not acknowledging climate change.
Far too little far too late. He must have known - unless he's a complete fraud- and then he could have made a difference: then.
On 13 Dec 2011 at 9:35am Deelite wrote:
Who, Dimbleby or Clarkson?

Anyway, Clarkson...he's a buffoon, and delights in being so. It pays his wages nicely, no worries that it provides the OK for his slavish admirers to behave in a similarly childish manner.

It's about time that scientists, engineers and teachers returned to being our role models. How does the future of our society look when our children look up to idiots like this? The shame is that he is not the worse by a very long way. The cult of vacuous celebrity should be stopped dead in its tracks.
On 13 Dec 2011 at 12:53pm me wrote:
"The cult of vacuous celebrity should be stopped dead in its tracks." If there is one thing i wish for the new year, this is it.
On 13 Dec 2011 at 3:09pm someone else wrote:
To be fair, the 'cult of vacuous celebrity' relies entirely on the fact that some people are stupid enough to want to read about them in Hello! and stupid enough to watch them on chat shows. Kill the general public - that's what I'd vote for.
On 13 Dec 2011 at 6:51pm J.Clarkson wrote:
Would you kill them singly in front of their families or in large numbers in a football stadium perhaps?
On 13 Dec 2011 at 9:19pm C#m7 wrote:
yeah, celebrity interest has nothing to do with its endless promotion in every medium possible. It's all down to dumb punters. All this advertising and media coverage never has any effect on what people think they want, which is why so many companies never spend anything on advertising campaigns...
On 13 Dec 2011 at 9:41pm Deelite wrote:
It's a circle. One feeds the other, public, media, public, media.
This is why the BBC is so important. A little uplift in intelligence and discrimination for all.

Oh, hang on..
On 14 Dec 2011 at 8:57am r2d2 wrote:
True, Deelite, "hang on". You may not all share my point of view, but I did complain to the BBC very recently about what I considered a bad taste spoof Nativity play featured on The One Show (preceded by what appeared to be a send-up interview of Sister Wendy). You won't be surprised to learn that I have just received the usual self-justifying waffle in response.
On 14 Dec 2011 at 9:57am Cliffite wrote:
Give me David Attenborough any day over tripe like Desperate Scousewives, Geordie Shore, Only Way is Essex, Snog Marry Avoid etc

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